PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alan Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Random Task (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is God Hates a Coward. Random Task has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Bundy
vs
Task

182 cm
36
182 lbs
39 - 19 - 0

190 cm
30
212 lbs
13 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alan Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Random Task!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Task with a jab.
Bundy throws a hook but Task blocks it.
Bundy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bundy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Task motions for Bundy to come forward. Task throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bundy misses the shot to the body.
Task throws a good cross that connects.
A bone on bone clash there as Bundy blocks the leg kick.
Task throws a sloppy head kick and Bundy moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bundy blocks a head kick by Task.
Task throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Task throws a head kick that misses.
Bundy throws out a leg kick but Task moves out of range and Bundy only half commits.
Task steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bundy.
Task throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Task on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Task bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bundy's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Task wants to slow Bundy down by chopping away at his legs.
Bundy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Task looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bundy sizes up Task with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bundy misses with a head kick.
Bundy lands a jab to Task's midsection.
Bundy defending well as Task loads up on a big left hand.
Bundy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Task fails with an attempt to clinch.
Task scores with a jab. Bundy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bundy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bundy throws a leg kick but Task sees it coming and moves out of range.
Task misses with an uppercut. Bundy saw that one coming.
Bundy thuds a left hand into Task's body.
Bundy swings for the body but Task moves out of range.
Task tries to clinch there but Bundy circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy throws a body punch but Task moves out of range.
Bundy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at 11th Planet Fitness ($100/wk) in the buildup to the fight.
Bundy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bundy throws a wild body kick that Task sees coming a mile off.
Task throws a body kick that misses.
Task tries to clinch but Bundy is having none of it.
Task throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bundy tries to score with a low kick but Task moves his leg out of the way.
A bone on bone clash there as Bundy blocks the leg kick.
Task blocks a jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bundy - that will leave a mark!
Bundy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Task momentarily.
Task fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bundy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Task.
Task swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.

Task rushes Bundy and presses him up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bundy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Task cracks the inside of Bundy's front leg.
Bundy loads up on a big right hand but Task slips the punch.
Task walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bundy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Task walks into a jab.
Task moves out of range of the body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Task looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bundy misses the body punch
and Task counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Task takes one on the button.
Bundy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Task fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Task misses with a straight left.
Bundy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Task was well out of range. Poor timing from Bundy.
Task uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bundy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bundy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Task has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Task and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Task has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy misses with a shot to the body
and Task counters with a nice uppercut.
Task throws a leg kick
letting Bundy counter with a right hand.
Bundy swings for the body but Task moves out of range.
Task lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bundy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bundy walks into a stiff left hand from Task.
Bundy throws a sloppy head kick and Task moves out of range easily.
Task waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bundy.
Bundy checks a leg kick.
Bundy lands a head shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Task looks to score with a jab to the body but Bundy is just out of range.
Task tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bundy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Task takes one on the button.
Bundy misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Alan Bundy will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Task feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bundy's calf.
Bundy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bundy blocks a head kick by Task.
Bundy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Task 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Task tries to clinch up but Bundy circles away and keeps his distance.
Bundy jabs Task right on the nose. Task blinks but takes it well.
Task misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bundy.
Task bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bundy scores with a head kick. Task tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Task has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Task takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Task tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bundy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bundy bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy throws a combination that misses

and Task counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bundy won't be happy with that.
Bundy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Bundy looking for submissions off his back.

Bundy actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bundy regains full guard. Nicely done.
Bundy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Bundy keeping full guard, as Task tries to pass.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bundy working for submissions but it's allowed Task to get to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bundy is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Task's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Task's back!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Bundy gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Bundy gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Bundy apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Bundy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bundy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Task misses with a body punch

and Bundy counters with a takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bundy throwing shots but missing, from side control.
The ground and pound from Bundy seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Task struggling a bit here.

Bundy goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Task rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Bundy's guard! Nice work there by Task!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bundy is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Task has his hands clasped together but Bundy extends and breaks Task's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Bundy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Alan Bundy!
Alan Bundy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.