PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Coleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bryan Coleman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Coleman
vs
Star

208 cm
25
283 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
24
318 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bryan Coleman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Star!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coleman throws a right and a left that Star avoids nicely.
Coleman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Coleman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Coleman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Star avoids the head kick by Coleman.
Star misses with the combination.
Patrick Star seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coleman throws a leg kick which misses Star's front leg but catches the back leg as Star tries to avoid it.
Coleman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Coleman misses with a hook
and Coleman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coleman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Star.
We've been told by Coleman's head coaches at ♛ Team Fight Club™ that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Star on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Star throws a head kick that misses.
A good leg kick by Star.
Star changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick by Star misses
and Coleman counters with a right hand to the body.
Star attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Coleman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coleman cracks Star with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Patrick Star has been cut.
Star falls off balance throwing a combination
and Coleman counters with a body kick that stops Star in his tracks momentarily.
Star looks winded!
Coleman lands with a good body shot.
Coleman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coleman scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Star doesn't seem bothered though.
Coleman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Star has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Star keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Star has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Coleman.
Star throws a right hand that Coleman ducks under and follows up with a left that Coleman also avoids with ease.
Coleman throws a head kick that half lands.
Star misses with the combination.
Star has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Star there as he acknowledges the shot.
Coleman connects with a right that clearly hurt Star. He's backed up against the ropes with nowhere to go as Coleman proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Star collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bryan Coleman!
Bryan Coleman thanked the fans post fight for their support.