PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bagful Donkeys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donkeys comes to the cage accompanied by Pelageya & Darya Moroz - Walking through a field with a horse. Carwin has chosen Mama Said Knock You Out as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Donkeys
vs
Carwin

190 cm
32
240 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

193 cm
37
275 lbs
27 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition
The Big Kabosh

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bagful Donkeys!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donkeys throws a one two combo.

It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Donkeys misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Donkeys.
Donkeys lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Carwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Donkeys throws the left hand but Carwin avoids the punch easily.
Carwin misses with a straight left.

Carwin lands a left and a right that send Donkeys crashing to the mat, dazed. Carwin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Bagful Donkeys has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donkeys avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Carwin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Donkeys swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donkeys misses with a kick to the body

and Carwin counters with a nice right hand that sends Donkeys toppling to the canvas! Donkeys scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Carwin finish him?!

Donkeys is rocked!
Carwin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oh Donkeys is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Donkeys lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Carwin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Donkeys seems to have got his legs back now.
Donkeys lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Donkeys looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Donkeys uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carwin.
Some wild striking there from Donkeys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkeys uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carwin.
Carwin avoids a kick to the body.
Carwin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Carwin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Donkeys sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Carwin looks to throw the jab but Donkeys is out of range.
Donkeys uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Carwin has time to react.
Carwin looks to land a left hand but Donkeys moved out of range nicely.
Donkeys moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Donkeys throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Donkeys misses its intended target.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Donkeys blocks a low kick nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donkeys throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Donkeys misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carwin misses with a right hand
and Donkeys counters with a nice leg kick.
A combination from Carwin does no damage.
Carwin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin swings for the body but Donkeys moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Donkeys. Those never looked like landing.
Donkeys lands with a thumping leg kick.
Carwin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Carwin misses the target.
Carwin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin throws a jab but it's blocked by Donkeys.
Carwin misses with a looping right.
Donkeys buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Donkeys misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donkeys pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Carwin back to the cage. Donkeys follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin lands a leg kick that knocks Donkeys off balance momentarily.
Donkeys looks to throw the jab but Carwin is out of range.
The crowd cheers as Donkeys lands an impressive looking overhand right. Carwin doesn't seem phased though.
Nice body punch from Carwin.
Donkeys chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Carwin lands a nice shot that snaps Donkeys's head back.
Donkeys avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Donkeys lands a leg kick that knocks Carwin off balance momentarily.
Donkeys connects with a body shot.
Carwin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Carwin misses the jab.
A big left from Carwin misses.
Carwin throws a big shot that misses.
Donkeys fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Donkeys is just out of range.

Carwin closes the distance and clinches.
Carwin misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carwin.
A short left from Donkeys.
Donkeys manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Donkeys blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Carwin wants to get back to striking at distance but Donkeys won't allow it.
Carwin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Donkeys manages to break the clinch.
Donkeys looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Donkeys connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bagful Donkeys will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Carwin is looking to slow Donkeys down with leg kicks.
Carwin throws a looping overhand right but Donkeys ducks down to avoid it.
Donkeys misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Donkeys misses with the combination.
Donkeys bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donkeys tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Donkeys tests Carwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Donkeys ducks under a wild hook from Carwin.
Donkeys takes a swing at Carwin's ribcage but misses.
Carwin moves out of range as Donkeys strikes.
Donkeys throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Carwin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Donkeys. Donkeys circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkeys moves out of range as Carwin strikes.
Donkeys throws a nice outside leg kick.
Donkeys throws an overhand right that lands on Carwin's shoulder, as Carwin tries to avoid the shot.
Carwin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Carwin just misses with a punch to the body.
Carwin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Donkeys.
Carwin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Donkeys is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Carwin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Donkeys avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Donkeys avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donkeys looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Donkeys misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carwin fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Donkeys checks it well.
A slapping leg kick lands for Donkeys.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Donkeys.
Carwin misses the shot to the body.
Carwin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Carwin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Donkeys blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - Carwin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Donkeys.
Bagful Donkeys is winning the standup battle so far.
Carwin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Carwin walks into a left hand.

Donkeys sends Carwin crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Donkeys is motioning to the referee to let Carwin up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Carwin is rocked!
Donkeys is stalking Carwin. Carwin circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Donkeys, and it's lights out! Carwin really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bagful Donkeys!
Our winner, Bagful Donkeys, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.