PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Kiel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Strong
vs
Kiel

210 cm
23
284 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

188 cm
22
225 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Kiel!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kiel looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kiel misses with a two punch combination.
Kiel fails to land with a series of punches.
Strong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kiel as he avoids it easily.
Kiel throws a nice looking combination but Strong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kiel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kiel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kiel swinging wilding here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kiel throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Strong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiel.
Strong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiel misses with a wild combination.
Kiel looks gassed!
Kiel wants to clinch.

Strong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Kiel is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kiel is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Strong lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Kiel pushes Strong away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Strong gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Strong works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Strong lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Kiel down.

Kiel is rocked!
Strong lands a strong strike to the head of Kiel. That's dazed him! Strong looking to finish here. Kiel is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Strong lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Retard Strong!