PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luis Carlos Linhares (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber comes to the ring accompanied by call to prayer. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Bomber
vs
Carlos Linhares

175 cm
32
142 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

171 cm
26
144 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Luis Carlos Linhares!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paulsen Ambrosius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Linhares throws out a leg kick but Bomber moves out of range and Linhares only half commits.
Linhares blocks the body kick.
Bomber misses with a low kick as Linhares jumps back.
Linhares moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Linhares misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Bomber to counter with a crisp jab.
Bomber pushes Linhares away with a front kick.
Linhares thows a left - swing and a miss!
Linhares throws a solid leg kick but Bomber takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Linhares.
Bomber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bomber tries to land a front kick but Linhares steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Linhares misses with a left hand
and Bomber counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bomber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Linhares is out of range and Bomber settles back down.
Bomber attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Linhares blocks the body kick.
Bomber throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Linhares chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bomber can pounce on him.
Bomber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Linhares counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Linhares on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Good leg kick by Bomber there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bomber tries to clinch but Linhares moves out of range.
Bomber throws a leg kick but Linhares checks it.
Both fighters circling a little - Bomber finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Linhares throws a lazy uppercut
and Bomber counters with a nice leg kick.
Linhares looks to land a body kick but Bomber moved away.
Bomber tried to score with a low kick but Linhares checks it.
Bomber throws a chopping leg kick but Linhares manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A leg kick checked by Linhares.
Linhares lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bomber throws a leg kick that misses.
Bomber walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Linhares checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A bone on bone clash there as Linhares blocks the leg kick.
Bomber has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bomber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linhares misses with a head kick.

Bomber forces Linhares back against the ropes and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Linhares tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bomber lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Linhares.
Still in the clinch, Linhares scores with a nice short uppercut.
Linhares scores with a nice hook to the head.
Linhares goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Linhares fails to land.
Bomber has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Linhares misses with a short punch on the inside.
Linhares has a couple of punches blocked by Bomber.
Bomber trying to control the position but instead, Linhares has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bomber into the ropes.
A short uppercut from Linhares.
Bomber lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bomber.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linhares misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bomber misses with a punch on the inside.
Bomber misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Bomber.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Linhares just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bomber's brow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bomber.
Bomber is trying to force a seperation but Linhares has the dominant position.
Bomber trying to stall but Linhares improves his position.

Bomber escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A bone on bone clash there as Linhares blocks the leg kick.
Bomber ducks under a wild hook from Linhares.
Linhares misses with a looping left.
Bomber buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Linhares tries to score with a low kick but Bomber moves his leg out of the way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Bomber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bomber throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nice body kick from Bomber.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomber fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bomber moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bomber lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bomber scores with a nice body kick.
Bomber throws a shot from downtown. Linhares moves away and avoids it.
Linhares takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Bomber rushes Linhares and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Linhares.

Bomber breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Some bone on bone action there as Bomber checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Linhares misses with an uppercut. Bomber saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Linhares.
Linhares avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bomber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Linhares.
Linhares's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bomber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Linhares.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Linhares blocks a head kick by Bomber.
Linhares throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Linhares throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bomber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bomber checks a leg kick nicely.
Linhares misses the shot to the body.
Bomber checks a leg kick nicely.
Linhares lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Billy Bomber has been cut.
Linhares fails to land with a series of punches.
Bomber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Linhares.
Linhares throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Linhares misses with a kick to the body.
Linhares throws a hook but Bomber blocks it.
Bomber tries to land a front kick but Linhares steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Linhares misses with an uppercut.
Linhares checks a leg kick.
Bomber scores with a spinning back kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomber lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomber blocks the body kick.
Linhares explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bomber defending well as Linhares loads up on a big left hand.
Bomber takes a jab right on the kisser.
Linhares throws the kick towards the body but Bomber avoids it.
Bomber works the jab nicely.
Bomber throws a leg kick
and Linhares counters with a good, hard body kick but Bomber shrugs it off.
Bomber fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Linhares has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Linhares's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bomber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Linhares scrambles back to his feet.
Linhares throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Linhares misses with a head kick.
Linhares misses with a head kick.
Linhares steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bomber. That one must have hurt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Bomber bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Linhares throws a poor cross that misses
and Bomber counters with a nice low kick that buckles Linhares's knee momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Bomber.
Linhares has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bomber.
Linhares throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bomber tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Linhares is able to avoid easily.

Bomber closes the distance and clinches.
Still in the clinch, Bomber scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Linhares fails to land.
Linhares misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bomber misses with a punch on the inside.

Bomber manages to break the clinch.
Linhares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Linhares connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Linhares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Linhares takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bomber lands a front kick.
Bomber throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Linhares walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bomber checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bomber defending well as Linhares loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linhares ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bomber moves away.
A jab from Linhares misses.
Bomber moves out of range of the body kick from Linhares.
Bomber ducks under a wild hook from Linhares.
Bomber avoids the head kick by Linhares.
Bomber checks a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Linhares moves out of range as Bomber throws a body kick.
Bomber lands a leg kick that knocks Linhares off balance momentarily.
Bomber lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Linhares misses with an uppercut.
Linhares tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bomber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bomber fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Linhares is out of range.
Linhares misses with a kick to the body.
Linhares moves out of range of the leg kick from Bomber.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linhares is looking to chop away at Bomber's legs.
Linhares will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A good leg kick by Bomber.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bomber.
A bone on bone clash there as Linhares blocks the leg kick.
Bomber throws a solid leg kick but Linhares takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bomber.
Linhares checks the leg kick nicely there.
Linhares looks to land a body kick but Bomber moved away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bomber - that will leave a mark!
Bomber throws a wild body kick that Linhares sees coming a mile off.
Bomber lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bomber thows a leg kick but Linhares checks it
and Linhares counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bomber's knee momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Linhares throws out a loose jab but Bomber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jab, jab by Linhares - just one landing.
Bomber slips a jab from Linhares.
Bomber throws a sloppy head kick and Linhares moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Luis Carlos Linhares will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Billy Bomber's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Linhares lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bomber.
Bomber turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Linhares.
Bomber tries to close the distance and clinch but Linhares swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bomber checks a leg kick.
Linhares checks a low kick from Bomber.
Bomber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Linhares lands with a cross.
Bomber throws out a powerful jab.
Bomber walks forward, straight into a front kick from Linhares.
Linhares moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Linhares checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The fighters circle momentarily. Linhares darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bomber cracks Linhares with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Linhares throws the left hand but Bomber avoids the punch easily.
Bomber swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Linhares connects with a solid leg kick.
A low kick from Linhares misses
and Bomber counters with a nice leg kick.
Linhares throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice shot lands for Bomber.
Linhares rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bomber counters with a nice low kick that buckles Linhares's knee momentarily.
Bomber throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Linhares misses with the combination.
Linhares swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Linhares looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Billy Bomber is winning the standup battle so far.
Bomber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Linhares.
A jab from Bomber does it's job there.
Bomber fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Linhares has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Linhares fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bomber is looking to chop away at Linhares's legs.
Bomber connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Linhares - that will leave a mark!
Bomber misses with a body shot.
Linhares throws a front kick aimed at Bomber's knee but Bomber avoids it well.
Bomber throws a leg kick which misses Linhares's front leg but catches the back leg as Linhares tries to avoid it.
Bomber throws a low kick but Linhares avoids it.
Bomber cracks the inside of Linhares's front leg.
Linhares on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Linhares misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bomber.
Bomber throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bomber throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bomber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Linhares can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber throws a leg kick but Linhares moved away.
Bomber misses with a leg kick.
Linhares throws a head kick that misses.
Linhares swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bomber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Linhares.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
Linhares with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bomber fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Linhares has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomber.
Linhares misses with an uppercut. Bomber saw that one coming.
Linhares throws a shot from downtown. Bomber moves away and avoids it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bomber.
Bomber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab lands there for Linhares.
Linhares on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomber throws a low kick, looking for Linhares's leg but Linhares calmly moves out of range.
Linhares checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Linhares throws an off balance right hand
and Bomber counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A big left from Linhares misses.
Linhares throws the left hand but Bomber avoids the punch easily.
Linhares lands a lovely overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomber wants to slow Linhares down by chopping away at his legs.
Bomber slips a straight right by Linhares.
Bomber scores with a hook.
Linhares misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Linhares takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Linhares rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Bomber counter with a right hand.
Linhares throws a poor cross that misses
and Bomber counters with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Linhares looks to land a left hand but Bomber moved out of range nicely.
Linhares blocks a head kick by Bomber.
Bomber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Linhares.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Billy Bomber.
Well Bomber has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 29:29
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 29:28
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Billy Bomber!
Post fight, Billy Bomber stared into the camera and said 'To all the ladies in the room...... I'll fucking throat fuck you '.