PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mariusz Pudzianowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pudzianowski
vs
Cock

185 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ace of Spades Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mariusz Pudzianowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cock misses the jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Pudzianowski is defended easily by Cock.
Cock is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Pudzianowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cock.
Pudzianowski tries for a takedown but Cock sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pudzianowski shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Cock as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mariusz Pudzianowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cock catches Pudzianowski with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pudzianowski.
Pudzianowski will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cock connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cock instigates a clinch.
Cock swings wildly with an uppercut but Pudzianowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cock throws a head punch that misses.
Pudzianowski holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Cock has Pudzianowski pushed against the cage.
Cock misses with a punch to the body.
Cock throws a head punch that misses.
Cock tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pudzianowski's elbow.
A short right from Cock on the inside.
Pudzianowski is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cock gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pudzianowski up against the cage.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pudzianowski blocks a body shot from Cock.
Cock is trying to stall.
Cock tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Pudzianowski tightens his grip and picks Cock up, before dumping him to the ground. Cock manages to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Cock trying to keep a closed guard but Pudzianowski is proving a slippery customer.
Pudzianowski engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mariusz Pudzianowski has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Pudzianowski shoots in for a double leg but Cock sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pudzianowski fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The crowd cheers as Cock lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pudzianowski doesn't seem phased though.
Cock connects with a body shot that sends Pudzianowski's belly button to the back.
Cock with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cock. Pudzianowski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice takedown defense from Cock. No joy for Pudzianowski on that attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock lands with an uppercut that bounces Pudzianowski off the cage and back into range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cock punishes Pudzianowski's body with a nice straight punch.
Cock lands a really nice looking cross but Pudzianowski seems unphased.
Pudzianowski moves forwards but Cock connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cock ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cock has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pudzianowski is breathing heavily.
Cock connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pudzianowski. Pudzianowski circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Pudzianowski gets a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Pudzianowski controls his hands.
Cock throws a head punch that misses.
Cock misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jupiters Cock dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Pudzianowski fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Cock misses the target.

Cock closes the distance and clinches.
Cock stalling in the clinch.
Cock misses with a body punch.
Cock misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pudzianowski is trying to drag Cock to the mat but Cock just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Cock tries a body shot but Pudzianowski blocks it.
Cock lands a left hand.
Cock misses with a punch on the inside.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Cock.
Cock is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pudzianowski is keeping busy.

Pudzianowski lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Pudzianowski is taking a breather. Cock says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Pudzianowski wants to pass to mount but Cock is defending the position.
Pudzianowski content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Mariusz Pudzianowski wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Cock displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pudzianowski.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mariusz Pudzianowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pudzianowski shoots for a takedown but Cock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Pudzianowski moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cock lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pudzianowski backwards.
Cock tries a body shot but Pudzianowski blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock tries to stall but Pudzianowski uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pudzianowski or not.
Cock lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cock.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Pudzianowski controls his hands.
Cock's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A nice left hand lands by Cock.
Cock goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pudzianowski is looking to control Cock's arms but Cock gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pudzianowski has his back to the cage.
Cock's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Pudzianowski controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock pushes Pudzianowski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cock pressing his opponent against the cage.
Cock pushes Pudzianowski back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cock misses with a punch to the body.

Pudzianowski has Cock pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Pudzianowski pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Cock tumbling to the mat - Pudzianowski dives into Cock's guard.
Cock controls Pudzianowski momentarily but Pudzianowski frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jupiters Cock showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Pudzianowski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cock lands a really nice looking cross but Pudzianowski seems unphased.
Pudzianowski looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cock is fending him off so far but Pudzianowski persists. Nope, Cock circles away and we're back to standing.
Cock connects with a crisp jab.
Pudzianowski takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cock moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pudzianowski ducks right into an uppercut from Cock.
Cock lands a nice looking body shot.
Pudzianowski ducks under a wild hook from Cock.

Pudzianowski closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock is looking for a sweep. Pudzianowski is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Cock trying to control but Pudzianowski postures up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Cock gets caught napping as Pudzianowski dives in and scores a takedown. Cock manages to retain guard.
Pudzianowski seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

We're going to have a standup here because Mariusz Pudzianowski wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Cock throws a jab but it's blocked by Pudzianowski.
Pudzianowski tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cock swivels and escapes.
Pudzianowski shoots in for a takedown but Cock shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mariusz Pudzianowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cock connects with a looping right hand.
Cock defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pudzianowski.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pudzianowski moves away.
Pudzianowski takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cock clobbers Pudzianowski with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cock scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pudzianowski doesn't seem bothered though.
Horrible takedown by Pudzianowski or perhaps it was just good defense by Cock which made him look bad.

Cock moves into the clinch successfully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pudzianowski changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cock fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pudzianowski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pudzianowski fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pudzianowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nice jab there from Cock.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cock moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Cock lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mariusz Pudzianowski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jupiters Cock is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Pudzianowski gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jupiters Cock comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Cock winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jupiters Cock!