PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Bla has chosen I'm gonna live forever as his entrance music. Asshole Gracie has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Gracie
vs
Bla

195 cm
36
280 lbs
52 - 22 - 0

180 cm
28
264 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Fast

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 52 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gracie shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Gracie was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Gracie cracks Bla with a big elbow.

Gracie is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Bla has escaped the position, nice work there.

Gracie tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Gracie has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Gracie is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bla is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Gracie is trying to get an arm triangle but Bla is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie lands some shots froms side control.
Gracie scoring with punches from side control.
Bla is looking to reverse the position.
The strikes coming from Gracie are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
You can see the frustration on Bla's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Gracie creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Bla sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Gracie working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Gracie lands an elbow.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Gracie definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bla sneaks back into half guard.

Gracie is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Gracie is trying to work for a kimura but Bla is defending well.
Bla wants to control but Gracie is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Bla manages to get to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bla is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bla throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bla is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gracie advances position into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Gracie working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Gracie goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Bla has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Gracie but great work by Bla.
Gracie wants to control but Bla postures up.
Gracie gets back to half guard.
Gracie gets back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie controls Bla momentarily but Bla frees himself.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Gracie is on top in guard.
Bla is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bla throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Gracie to regain full guard.
Bla is working Gracie over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Gracie pulls Bla in to control the position.
Bla lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bla stopping the sweep attempt from Gracie.
Bla throws a big elbow that misses.
Bla throwing strikes from guard but Gracie blocks nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gracie is pulling down on Bla's head. It's preventing any offense from Bla, at least for the moment.
Gracie has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Gracie has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Bla postures up in Gracie's guard and throws a big left but Gracie blocks it.
Gracie is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Gracie is on top in guard.
Gracie throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Gracie's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Bla working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gracie doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gracie manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Gracie is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bla Bla's cut.
That's time! Gracie's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Gracie tries to sprawl but Bla drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Gracie wants to control but Bla is keeping busy.
Bla with the ground and pound but Gracie uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Gracie trying to control the position.
Gracie manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

Gracie is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Bla to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Bla shrugs it off.
Gracie with the ground and pound from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gracie with good strikes from the mount here!

That has opened up Bla Bla's cut even more.

Gracie goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Bla turns into him and now he's in Gracie's guard.
Gracie controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bla stopping the sweep attempt from Gracie.
Gracie trying to keep a closed guard but Bla is proving a slippery customer.
Bla pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gracie is keeping the position for now.
Gracie manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Bla stops Gracie from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie lands a big shot there that rocks Bla but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

Bla Bla's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bla Bla's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Asshole Gracie!
A less than humble Asshole Gracie misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.