PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Madison Grant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grant comes to the cage accompanied by donald wheres your troosers. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Grant
vs
Dumbass

195 cm
30
268 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

187 cm
22
273 lbs
12 - 2 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Madison Grant!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grant darts in looking for a takedown but Dumbass gets double underhooks and turns Grant into the cage.
Grant has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dumbass is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Grant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dumbass.
Grant is trying to drag Dumbass to the mat but Dumbass just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Madison Grant. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Grant is looking for a takedown.
Dumbass lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dumbass.
Dumbass swings wildly with an uppercut but Grant uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grant has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Dumbass after a bit of a struggle.
Dumbass lands a nice shot to the body.
Dumbass working aggressively here.
Dumbass scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Madison Grant has been cut.
Dumbass misses with a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grant's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass tries a body shot but Grant blocks it.
Dumbass is defending well against a takedown attempt.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dumbass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dumbass stalling.
Dumbass scores with a knee to the head.
Dumbass presses Grant against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grant is breathing heavily.
A left hand lands to the body for Dumbass.
Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dumbass lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grant has Dumbass pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dumbass manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grant backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grant is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dumbass lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dumbass stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dumbass scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Grant takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dumbass taking a breather.
Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dumbass lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Dumbass.
Grant takes a shot to the head.

Madison Grant's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dumbass lands a shot to the body.
Dumbass working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dumbass lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Grant or not.
Dumbass lands with a left to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
TheNewYork Dumbass comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dumbass has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 8:10
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 8:10
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 8:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... TheNewYork Dumbass!
TheNewYork Dumbass is the new super heavyweight champion!