PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammund Rohirrim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Jordan
vs
Rohirrim

186 cm
35
205 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

193 cm
28
228 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Cynical Truth Vegas

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jeff Jordan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Grammund Rohirrim!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rohirrim stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Rohirrim wants it to stay on the feet.
Jordan fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jordan throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Rohirrim's waist but Rohirrim gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jordan off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Jordan. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Rohirrim rushes Jordan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Rohirrim prevents the takedown attempt.
Rohirrim pushes Jordan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jordan is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Rohirrim pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Rohirrim creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rohirrim pushes Jordan back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rohirrim displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jordan up against the cage.
Rohirrim is trying to break free.
Rohirrim stalling the fight.
A body shot lands from Rohirrim.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rohirrim lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short left from Rohirrim.

It looks like Jeff Jordan has been cut.
Rohirrim lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
Jordan is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rohirrim to keep the fight standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rohirrim lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rohirrim lands a shot to the body.
A short left from Rohirrim.
Rohirrim is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jordan is breathing heavily.
Rohirrim lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rohirrim takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Rohirrim lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rohirrim just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jordan's brow.
Rohirrim lands a left hand.
Jordan fails to pull guard.
Jordan drops down looking for an ankle pick but Rohirrim pulls his leg out and moves away.

Rohirrim gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Rohirrim works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jordan keeping moving, preventing Rohirrim from controlling successfully.
Rohirrim trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rohirrim trying to control but Jordan is working from the bottom.
Rohirrim passes Jordan's left leg - he's now in half guard.
My spies in Personal Training inform me that Rohirrim has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Rohirrim throwing shots but Jordan is blocking nicely.
Rohirrim is trying to control. Jordan wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rohirrim uses his free foot to push down on Jordan's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jordan.
Rohirrim wants to control the pace but Jordan is squirming around nicely.
Rohirrim pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jordan holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Rohirrim tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Jordan is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rohirrim controlling from the full mount.
Rohirrim thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Rohirrim thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Jordan bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Rohirrim looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jordan is one step ahead there.
Jordan looking to pass the guard.
Rohirrim looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jordan tries to free his leg and advance position but Rohirrim is retaining full guard.
Jordan trying to control the position from guard on top but Rohirrim is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rohirrim working a defensive guard here.

Rohirrim throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Jordan drops back looking for a leg! Rohirrim is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Rohirrim manages to kick Jordan off! Jordan jumps back into Rohirrim's guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Rohirrim has his hands on Jordan's head, controlling the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Rohirrim isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Jordan stacks Rohirrim on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Jordan!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rohirrim manages to work his way to half guard, despite Jordan's best efforts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grammund Rohirrim dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeff Jordan's cut.
That's time! Jordan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jordan is defended easily by Rohirrim.
Jordan tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Rohirrim swivels and escapes.

Nice combo by Rohirrim! Oh, that's hurt him - Jordan falls to the canvas and Rohirrim follows him into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jordan is looking for a sweep.
Rohirrim taking a break here but Jordan is having none of it and regains half guard.
Rohirrim is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jordan!
Jordan is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Rohirrim thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Grammund Rohirrim has got the better of the ground game so far.
Rohirrim landing shots from mount.

Jeff Jordan's cut is getting worse.
Rohirrim controlling the pace for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rohirrim throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Rohirrim thowing shots but they're missing.
Rohirrim controlling the pace for now.
Rohirrim can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jordan is looking to escape.
Jordan stops Rohirrim from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Jordan is looking to improve his position but Rohirrim isn't that keen on the idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Rohirrim working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Jordan manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Rohirrim is trying to control the action in half guard but Jordan is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Rohirrim is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Rohirrim misses with a head shot.
Jordan wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Rohirrim.

Rohirrim is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Jordan can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jordan is squirming around, avoiding Rohirrim's attempts to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jordan working to try and regain half guard.

Rohirrim looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Rohirrim trying to control but Jordan is having none of it.
Rohirrim with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Rohirrim wants to control the pace but Jordan is squirming around nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jordan tries to hold on but Rohirrim pushes him away.

Rohirrim is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Jordan to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Jordan shrugs it off.
Rohirrim misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Rohirrim controlling his opponent.
Rohirrim has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jordan is working to get back to half guard.
Rohirrim trying to control but Jordan is having none of it.
Rohirrim content just to control the position here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jordan keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grammund Rohirrim showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jeff Jordan's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Jordan dives in and grabs Rohirrim's left leg, looking for a takedown. Rohirrim pushes down on Jordan's head and hops out.
Rohirrim throws a combination. Jordan tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jordan has his takedown stuffed
and Rohirrim cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Jeff Jordan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jordan shoots for a double leg takedown but Rohirrim sprawls well. He's pushed Jordan's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Jordan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rohirrim bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jordan's head.
Jordan fails with the takedown
and Rohirrim counters with a crisp right that sends Jordan to the canvas! Rohirrim follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grammund Rohirrim!