PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeAngelo Suggs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander comes to the cage accompanied by Relax (Don't Do It)- Frankie Goes To Hollywood . DeAngelo Suggs has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Zoolander
vs
Suggs

172 cm
25
168 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

176 cm
24
167 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, DeAngelo Suggs!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suggs misses with an uppercut. Zoolander saw that one coming.
We've been hearing reports that Zoolander has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Zoolander lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Suggs moves out of range as Zoolander throws a body kick.
Suggs misses with a body kick.
Suggs throws a front kick that sends Zoolander stumbling back into the cage.
Suggs keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Zoolander walks into a jab.
Suggs keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A cross from Suggs lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suggs loads up on a big right hand but Zoolander slips the punch.
Suggs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suggs misses with a low kick.
Zoolander misses with a wild body shot.
Suggs motions for Zoolander to come forward. Suggs throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoolander fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Suggs throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Suggs misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick from Zoolander lands but Suggs takes it in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Suggs. Zoolander does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suggs throws a hook to the side of Zoolander's head but Zoolander sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A swing and a miss from Suggs.
Suggs lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zoolander blocks a jab.
Suggs scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Suggs gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Zoolander to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoolander is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Suggs looking for a sweep. Not yet Suggs, not yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander trying to control but Suggs is working from the bottom.
Zoolander loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zoolander postures up.
Suggs tries to strike from the bottom.
Zoolander trying to control but Suggs is working from the bottom.
Zoolander working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Suggs's head.
Suggs is trying to control the position but Zoolander postures up.
Suggs looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Suggs is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Zoolander stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Suggs swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but Suggs keeps moving.
Zoolander has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Suggs not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up. DeAngelo Suggs was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Suggs cracks Zoolander with a right hand to the side of the head.
DeAngelo Suggs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zoolander avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoolander checks a low kick from Suggs.
Suggs cracks Zoolander with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Suggs sprawls well. Suggs wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Zoolander gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Suggs misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

DeAngelo Suggs dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Suggs avoids the body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander slips a jab and a cross from Suggs.
DeAngelo Suggs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoolander throws a nice inside leg kick.
DeAngelo Suggs seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoolander swings for the body but Suggs moves out of range.
Zoolander throws a low kick but it's checked well by Suggs.
Suggs checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Suggs lands a jab to Zoolander's midsection.
Zoolander slips a jab from Suggs.
Suggs takes a swing at Zoolander's ribcage but misses.
Suggs swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suggs looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
Zoolander throws a quick inside leg kick.
Suggs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Suggs thows a body shot but no joy.
Suggs rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoolander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Suggs throws a lazy uppercut

and Zoolander counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Suggs is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Suggs trying to control but Zoolander postures up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Suggs is refusing to be controlled, as Zoolander sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suggs blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zoolander.
Suggs has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Zoolander lands with a punch from half guard.
Suggs trying to control but Zoolander postures up.
Zoolander throwing shots but Suggs is blocking nicely.
Zoolander thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Suggs's head.
Zoolander missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Zoolander missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Suggs is trying to get back to full guard.
Zoolander throwing shots but Suggs is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Suggs is pressing down on Zoolander's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Suggs has control of Zoolander's left arm, preventing Zoolander from doing any damage.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but Suggs keeps moving.
Zoolander throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Suggs works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Zoolander showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Zoolander trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Zoolander trying to control but Suggs is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander won't allow Suggs to sweep him here.
Zoolander content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Suggs tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Zoolander throws a strike but Suggs rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Zoolander looking for a sweep. Not yet Zoolander, not yet.
Zoolander trying to keep a closed guard but Suggs is proving a slippery customer.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Suggs is stalling in the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Derek Zoolander dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Zoolander tries to move into range but Suggs moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Suggs throws a right and a left that Zoolander avoids nicely.
Zoolander scores with a push kick.
Suggs wants to slow Zoolander down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoolander pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Suggs takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoolander ducks under a wild hook from Suggs.
Zoolander with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suggs misses with a leg kick.
Suggs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Suggs misses with an uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Suggs, as that shot connected.
Suggs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Suggs lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoolander has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoolander and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zoolander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Suggs.
Suggs swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zoolander counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zoolander defending well as Suggs loads up on a big left hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoolander, right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suggs looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A bone on bone clash there as Suggs blocks the leg kick.
A big right from Suggs misses.
Suggs lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zoolander checks the leg kick.
Zoolander tries to clinch up.
Zoolander ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Suggs misses with a leg kick
and Zoolander counters with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoolander takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander ducks under a wild hook from Suggs.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.
Zoolander is looking to wear down Suggs with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Suggs throws a leg kick that is checked

and Zoolander counters with a single leg into guard. Suggs didn't expect that.
Suggs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Suggs wants to improve his position but instead Zoolander has moved into half guard.
Suggs desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Zoolander wants to control but Suggs is keeping him busy.
Suggs blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zoolander.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suggs is in trouble now - Zoolander has advanced to mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suggs wants to control but Zoolander is having none of it.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zoolander cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Zoolander wants to control the pace but Suggs is squirming around nicely.
Zoolander is landing with some decent strikes but Suggs is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Zoolander with good strikes from the mount here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoolander lands with some strikes.
Zoolander controlling from the full mount.
Zoolander landing strikes from the mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Derek Zoolander showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Zoolander has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.