PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Project Pat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pat comes to the cage accompanied by Project Pat - What Cha Starin' At. Poochyena has chosen This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Pat
vs
Poochyena

190 cm
29
250 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

225 cm
29
295 lbs
25 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Project Pat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poochyena looks for the body kick but Pat saw that one coming.
Poochyena misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A low kick from Pat misses
and Poochyena counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Poochyena bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pat swings away with a body shot that misses
and Poochyena counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pat is breathing heavily.
Pat missing with a left hand there. Poochyena was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Poochyena connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pat.
Poochyena just misses with a punch to the body.
Poochyena blocks a jab.
Poochyena throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Poochyena darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Poochyena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pat has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Poochyena throws a leg kick which misses Pat's front leg but catches the back leg as Pat tries to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Poochyena.
Poochyena fails with an attempt to clinch.
Poochyena tries to clinch up.
Poochyena lands a really nice looking cross but Pat seems unphased.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Poochyena, right into the meat.
Poochyena connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pat. Pat circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pat takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Poochyena connects with a leg kick. Pat looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pat has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Poochyena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Poochyena cracks Pat with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Poochyena has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Pat to stand back up!

Pat is rocked!
Pat avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oh Pat is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Poochyena motions for Pat to come forward. Poochyena throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pat seems to have got his legs back now.

Poochyena sends Pat crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Poochyena is motioning to the referee to let Pat up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
A good leg kick by Poochyena.
Are you kidding me?! Poochyena ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Pat clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tamias Poochyena!
An out of breath and clearly excited Tamias Poochyena thanked Namunamu Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).