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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cabbage Patch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cat Von (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patch kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Stormtrooper-Pepper. Von has chosen Eminem guilty conscience as his entrance music. Cat Von has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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281 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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286 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cabbage Patch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cat Von!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Von throws a low kick, looking for Patch's leg but Patch calmly moves out of range.
Von scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Von gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Von lands with a left to the head.
Von tries to work over Patch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Von.
Von manages to break the clinch.
Patch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crunch! Von slams his shin into Patch's torso.
Patch is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Von.
Patch gets tackled into the cage by Von. Von maintains the clinch.
Von breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Von drives through and clinches with Patch against the cage.
Von can't find room to land a body shot as Patch controls the action.
Von lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Patch or not.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Von manages to break the clinch.
Von goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Von with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Whack! Von lands a heavy head kick that drops Patch. The ref tackles Von to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Patch was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Cat Von!
As Cat Von got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: go spit on your grandpa's Love Tool '.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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