PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kickin Rad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Rad is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kids Of The K-Hole. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Abe
vs
Rad

200 cm
31
283 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

200 cm
30
264 lbs
25 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Merciless Gladiators

Milwaukee's Best 160
Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kickin Rad!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rad keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Abe throws a leg kick but Rad moved away.
Rad avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rad is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rad slips a straight right by Abe.
Rad pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Abe scores with the left hand. Rad knows he should have avoided that one.
Abe throws a hook to the side of Rad's head but Rad sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Abe misses with a straight right.
Rad throws a nice outside leg kick.
Earnest Abe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Rad closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've been informed that Rad has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Rad lands a shoulder strike.
Rad working Abe over with knees to the body.
Abe avoids the elbow strike from Rad, against the cage.
Rad scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rad is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Abe is defending well for now.
Abe has had enough of the clinch but Rad keeps him there for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe working hard to break the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rad throws an elbow but misses.
Rad working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Abe.
Rad pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Rad.
Rad goes for a takedown in the clinch but Abe prevents it.
Rad scores with a shoulder strike.
Rad comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.
Rad lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rad can't get the takedown.
Rad lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Abe backwards.

Abe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Earnest Abe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Abe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Rad throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rad scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Abe blocks the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rad staying out of range there.
Rad misses with a low kick.
Rad turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Abe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rad moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rad throws a body punch but Abe moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Rad.
Abe is breathing heavily.
Rad jabs Abe right on the nose. Abe blinks but takes it well.
Rad tries to land a leg kick but Abe saw it coming and moves away.
Rad is looking to slow Abe down with leg kicks.
Abe throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Rad lands a big right hand that sends Abe crashing to the mat! Rad stays standing though and waves Abe back to his feet!

Abe is rocked!

Rad closes the distance looking for a takedown. Abe stuffs it but Rad still has hold of him. Rad picks Abe up in a fireman's lift! The crowd roars in approval. Rad slams Abe to the floor and that's really hurt Abe - he doesn't know where he is! Rad throws a couple of strikes and the referee steps in to save him! This one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kickin Rad!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kickin Rad made sure he mentioned Conviction, along with how happy he was to win his fight.