PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Walt Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LooneyBin Datsik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Datsik has chosen I Ain't Goin' Out Like That as his entrance music. LooneyBin Datsik has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Heisenberg
vs
Datsik

185 cm
28
218 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

199 cm
29
217 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Walt Heisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, LooneyBin Datsik!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heisenberg wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Heisenberg misses with a jab, cross combination.
Walt Heisenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Heisenberg throws a leg kick

and Datsik counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Datsik thows a huge punch but Heisenberg dodges it nicely.
Heisenberg keeping control of the position.
Heisenberg is trying to maintain the position but Datsik is very close to passing his half guard.
Datsik not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Datsik really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Heisenberg. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Heisenberg slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Datsik missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Datsik throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Datsik with a flurry of punches that miss.
Datsik throwing strikes but missing.
Heisenberg pulls Datsik in close to prevent any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisenberg looking to hit a scissor sweep but Datsik is one step ahead there.
Heisenberg has his hands on Datsik's head, controlling the position.

We're going to have a standup here because Walt Heisenberg wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Heisenberg throws an off balance right hand

and Datsik counters with a nice double leg into side control. Heisenberg won't be happy with that.
Datsik tries to score with some ground and pound. Heisenberg controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Heisenberg sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Heisenberg manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Heisenberg holds on and takes a little breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Datsik accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Heisenberg looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Heisenberg utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Heisenberg is on top in guard.
Heisenberg trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Heisenberg trying to control but Datsik is working from the bottom.
Datsik is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Heisenberg throws a big elbow that misses.
Datsik wants to stand but Heisenberg is controlling the position.
Heisenberg trying to control but Datsik is working from the bottom.
Datsik wants to get back to his feet but Heisenberg is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Heisenberg's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Heisenberg is in close to Datsik's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Heisenberg stands and throws Datsik's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Heisenberg scores with punches from side control.
Heisenberg working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Datsik is pushing Heisenberg's head away, looking to escape. Heisenberg manages to hold on to the position though.
Heisenberg taking a breather here.
Heisenberg prevents Datsik from escaping the position.
Heisenberg lands a few punches from side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Heisenberg wants to control but Datsik is keeping him busy.
Datsik is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

Heisenberg is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Datsik knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Heisenberg cracks Datsik with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Heisenberg is looking to take a break and control but Datsik is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Heisenberg is working Datsik over with some ground and pound from side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Heisenberg working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Datsik is trying to buck Heisenberg off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Walt Heisenberg dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A big left from Heisenberg misses.
Heisenberg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Heisenberg misses with a looping left.
Heisenberg lands with a kick to the ribs.
A punch combination from Heisenberg misses.
Donk. Heisenberg catches Datsik right on the button with a cross.
Heisenberg looks to throw the jab but Datsik is out of range.
Heisenberg looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Datsik avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Heisenberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Datsik paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Heisenberg drives through and clinches with Datsik against the cage.
Datsik fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.
Datsik has a couple of punches blocked by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg blocks an uppercut.
Datsik throws a head punch that misses.
Heisenberg blocking some punches.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Heisenberg lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Datsik backwards.
Datsik misses with a punch on the inside.
Heisenberg is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Datsik gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Heisenberg scores with a shoulder strike.
Datsik misses with the head strike.
Datsik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Datsik.
Datsik misses with the head strike.
A short right from Datsik on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Heisenberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Heisenberg presses Datsik against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Datsik misses with a short punch on the inside.
Heisenberg lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Heisenberg missing with knees to the body.
Datsik misses with a punch on the inside.
Heisenberg throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Datsiks head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Heisenberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Heisenberg.
A nice right hand lands inside from Heisenberg.
Still in the clinch, Heisenberg scores with a nice short uppercut.
Heisenberg displaying some good clinch control by pressing Datsik up against the cage.
Datsik misses with a punch on the inside.
Datsik throws a punch but it's blocked by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Datsik tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Datsik misses with a hook from the clinch.
Datsik throws a head punch that misses.
Datsik tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Datsik swings wildly with an uppercut but Heisenberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.
Heisenberg lands with a short shot to the head.
Datsik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heisenberg lands an uppercut.
Heisenberg leaning against his opponent.
Datsik fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Heisenberg trying to land knees to the body.
Datsik misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Datsik.
Datsik working aggressively here.
Heisenberg lands with a light punch inside.
Datsik misses with a punch on the inside.
Walt Heisenberg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Datsik.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg takes a shot to the head.
Heisenberg blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Datsik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heisenberg lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Heisenberg lands a body shot in the clinch.
Datsik is breathing heavily.
Datsik has a couple of punches blocked by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg is leaning against Datsik and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Heisenberg scores with a shot to the side of Datsik's head.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.
Datsik misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Datsik.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Heisenberg.
A short left from Heisenberg.
A head punch on the inside from Datsik fails to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Datsik tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Heisenberg gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Heisenberg is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Datsik!
Heisenberg in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Datsik is rocked!
Heisenberg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Datsik takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Walt Heisenberg dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Crack! Heisenberg connects with the perfect overhand right and Datsik falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Heisenberg!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Walt Heisenberg!
After the big win, Walt Heisenberg made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER* and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.