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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Burt Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clubber Lang has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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275 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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255 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Burt Reynolds!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Reynolds.
Reynolds misses the shot to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lang.
Lang scores with a decent looking hook.
It looks like Burt Reynolds has been cut.
Reynolds takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reynolds forces Lang back against the cage and clinches.
Lang tries to pull guard but Reynolds forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Reynolds landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Lang is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Reynolds lands a hook that snaps the head of Lang backwards.
Lang wants to take the fight to the mat but Reynolds manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Reynolds lands a body shot.
Reynolds utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reynolds prevents Lang from breaking the clinch.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Reynolds breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lang scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Reynolds scores with a jab to the body.
Lang is breathing heavily.
Lang pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lang lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Reynolds circles away quickly and effectively.
Reynolds should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Reynolds digs a good hook to Lang's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reynolds lands a left and a right that send Lang crashing to the mat, dazed. Reynolds thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Clubber Lang has been cut.
Reynolds misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reynolds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reynolds drops Lang with a straight right hand, right on the button! Reynolds follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Burt Reynolds!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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