PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snoop Lion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brutus Beefcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Lion
vs
Beefcake

187 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

191 cm
23
250 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snoop Lion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brutus Beefcake!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Beefcake misses the target.
Lion uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beefcake.
Lion connects with a solid leg kick.
Beefcake thows a body shot but no joy.
Beefcake throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lion stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beefcake connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lion. Lion circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Snoop Lion has been cut.

Beefcake clinches up against the cage.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Brutus Beefcake has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beefcake with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Beefcake looks winded!
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion landing knees to the body.
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.
Lion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Lion.
Lion scores a nice knee to the body.
Lion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lion landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Lion blocks an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion lands a good knee to the midsection. Beefcake won't want to take too many of those.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Lion with a knee to the head.
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lion working Beefcake over with knees to the body.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Lion connects with a knee to the head.
Lion connects with a knee to the head.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake looking to throw knees to the head but Lion is blocking nicely.
Lion lands a nice knee to the body.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Beefcake has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Lion seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Beefcake can turn it around.
Beefcake misses with an elbow strike.
Lion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Beefcake just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lion's brow.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lion definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Lion.
Beefcake tries to land knees in the clinch but Lion avoids the damage to the body.
Lion lands a knee to the body.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it misses.
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beefcake wants to stall.
Lion landing knees to the body.
Lion connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beefcake's face.
Beefcake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Come on Beefcake - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Lion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Beefcake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lion missing with knees to the body.
Beefcake creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lion throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Beefcake blocks it with crossed arms.
Lion blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
Lion avoids the elbow strike from Beefcake, against the cage.
Lion lands a good knee to the midsection. Beefcake won't want to take too many of those.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Beefcake just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lion's brow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.
Lion avoids a wild elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lion blocks an elbow strike.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beefcake tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lion avoids it.
Lion with a knee to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lion.
Lion scores a nice knee to the body.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Beefcake pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Beefcake tries to land knees in the clinch but Lion avoids the damage to the body.
Lion with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snoop Lion dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Beefcake missing with a left hand there. Lion was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lion checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lion moves away from the strike by Beefcake.
Beefcake takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Beefcake closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lion tries to land a knee to the head but Beefcake blocks with his arms.
Beefcake throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lion blocks it with crossed arms.
Beefcake takes a knee right on the jaw!
Knees to the body from Lion.
Knees to the body from Lion.
Lion lands a nice knee to the body.
Lion working Beefcake over with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snoop Lion has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lion scores a nice knee to the body.
Lion dodges an elbow strike from Beefcake.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lion lands a knee to the head.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Beefcake takes a knee to the side of the body.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it misses.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Lion tries to land knees in the clinch but Beefcake avoids the damage to the body.
Beefcake throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Beefcake tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lion connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beefcake's face.

Beefcake's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Beefcake moves into range and clinches up with Lion.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Beefcake stalling in the clinch but Lion improves position.
Lion scores a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lion tries a knee to the head but Beefcake blocks it.
Beefcake creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lion's defenses.
Beefcake looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lion blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it's blocked.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knees in the clinch landing for Lion.
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lion connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beefcake's face.
Lion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion lands a good knee to the midsection. Beefcake won't want to take too many of those.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Beefcake throws an elbow but misses.
Lion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Beefcake trying to stall but Lion improves his position.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lion looking to throw knees to the head but Beefcake is blocking nicely.
Beefcake managing to block the knees to the body from Lion.
Lion tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lion blocks an elbow strike.
Beefcake looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lion throws a knee to the head but misses.
Beefcake looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Beefcake on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lion blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lion unloads a knee to the mid-section. Beefcake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lion avoids the elbow strike from Beefcake, against the cage.
Lion scores with a knee to the head.
Beefcake looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.
Lion lands a nice knee to the body.
Lion lands a good knee to the midsection. Beefcake won't want to take too many of those.
Beefcake pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Beefcake pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Lion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lion blocks an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion working Beefcake over with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lion blocks an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion landing knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beefcake lands an elbow inside that Lion shrugs off.
Lion blocks an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beefcake's face.
Beefcake throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snoop Lion dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

A head kick misses from Lion.
Beefcake lands a body shot.
Beefcake throws a big shot that misses.
Lion avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lion lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Lion.
Beefcake fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lion checks it well.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lion blocks an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lion connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beefcake's face.
Lion landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lion lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Lion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lion unloads a knee to the mid-section. Beefcake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lion obliges.
Beefcake missing with knees to the body.
Lion dodges an elbow strike from Beefcake.
Lion using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lion connects with a knee to the head.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lion obliges.
Lion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefcake is defending well for now.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Beefcake just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lion's brow.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Beefcake throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lion lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lion is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Beefcake can do to turn this around?
Beefcake trying to control the position but instead, Lion has worked for underhooks and has pushed Beefcake into the cage.
Lion managing to block the knees to the body from Beefcake.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lion lands a knee to the head.
Lion tries to land a knee to the head but Beefcake blocks with his arms.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Beefcake stalling in the clinch but Lion improves position.
Lion avoids the elbow strike from Beefcake, against the cage.
Beefcake misses with an elbow strike.
Lion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lion connects with a knee to the head.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lion utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Beefcake creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Beefcake throws an elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lion crunches a lovely knee into Beefcake's ribcage.
Beefcake wants to stall.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it misses.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lion with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lion avoids the elbow strike from Beefcake, against the cage.
Beefcake trying to land knees to the body.
Lion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Lion.
Beefcake throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lion scores a nice knee to the body.
Beefcake takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lion blocks the elbow strike.
Lion landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lion landing knees to the head.
Lion misses with a knee strike.
Beefcake stalling in the clinch but Lion improves position.
Lion with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lion tries a knee to the head but Beefcake blocks it.
Beefcake avoiding damage as Lion throws knees to the body.
Lion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beefcake is defending well for now.
Beefcake throws an elbow that misses.
Lion tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beefcake avoids it.
Lion blocks an elbow strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beefcake creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Beefcake is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lion is defending well for now.
Lion connects with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beefcake throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by Lion.
Beefcake trying to land knees to the body.
Brutus Beefcake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lion putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Beefcake in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snoop Lion showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lion, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snoop Lion!