PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster FaceBreaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Televing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FaceBreaker comes into the arena with Divine Heresy - Facebreaker blaring out of the sound system. Televing has chosen Nightwish - End of all Hope as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

FaceBreaker
vs
Televing

190 cm
28
264 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

185 cm
20
285 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Buster FaceBreaker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Christian Televing!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Steve Erwin and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Televing has closed the distance and engaged FaceBreaker in a clinch.
FaceBreaker has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Televing lands with a right to the head.
Televing managing to block the knees to the body from FaceBreaker.
Televing can't find room to land a body shot as FaceBreaker controls the action.
A right handed body shot lands from Televing.
Televing works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
FaceBreaker lands a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Televing works on FaceBreaker's body with a couple of short punches.
FaceBreaker is breathing heavily.
FaceBreaker tries to break the clinch but Televing is controlling the position.
A short right from Televing on the inside.

It looks like Buster FaceBreaker has been cut.
Televing lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down FaceBreaker.
Televing presses FaceBreaker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Televing is leaning against FaceBreaker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A hook to the body from Televing.
Televing lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Televing.
Nice body punch from Televing - that landed with a thud.
Televing lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Televing.
Televing working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Televing is working FaceBreaker over against the cage.
FaceBreaker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Televing lands a right hand that snaps the head of FaceBreaker backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Televing lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Televing lands a nice shot to the body.
Televing lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of FaceBreaker backwards.
Televing lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Televing lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Televing on the inside.
Televing makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right from Televing.

FaceBreaker is rocked!
Televing lands a left hand.
Oh FaceBreaker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Televing throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Televing.
Televing pushes FaceBreaker against the cage. Televing is working some dirty boxing. Televing pushes off with a quick right hook! FaceBreaker goes down! FaceBreaker tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Televing moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Christian Televing! Christian Televing retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Christian Televing thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.