PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Poirier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jefferey Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poirier comes into the arena with INTRO - DMX blaring out of the sound system. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Poirier
vs
Gump

190 cm
32
209 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

185 cm
25
210 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Firebird Designs - 10% Laundry commission

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peter Poirier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jefferey Gump!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poirier throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gump counters with a one-two to the body.
Poirier throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Poirier misses with a hook. Gump ducked under it nicely.
Poirier lands with a straight right. Gump didn't see that one coming.
Poirier rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gump counters with a three punch combo that has Poirier backing up. Poirier nods at Gump to acknowledge the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Poirier throws a combination that misses
and Poirier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Poirier throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gump throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Poirier.
Peter Poirier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poirier throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Some wild striking there from Gump.
Poirier swinging wildly here.
Gump uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Poirier.
Poirier swinging wildly here.
Poirier lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Poirier drops Gump with a beautiful combination! Gump stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Poirier is looking for the KO!

It looks like Jefferey Gump has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poirier defending well as Gump loads up on a big left hand.
Poirier cracks Gump with a good jab.
Poirier misses the jab.
Poirier works the jab nicely.

Gump is rocked!
Poirier dodges the punch combination from Gump.
Sloppy strikes from Gump. Those never looked like landing.
Poirier closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Gump out cold! Gump corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Peter Poirier!
A relieved looking Peter Poirier thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.