PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kauko Partio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Partio has chosen Partio enters the arena, that's one mean looking little fucker right there! as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Loompa
vs
Partio

153 cm
26
146 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

150 cm
33
146 lbs
34 - 16 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Tormented Nutrition
Conviction

Hellbent
Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kauko Partio!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Loompa misses its intended target.
Loompa cracks Partio with an open hand slap.
Partio tries to land a front kick but Loompa steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A shot to the liver by Loompa. Beautiful body shot.
Loompa misses with a hook. Partio ducked under it nicely.
Loompa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Partio. Partio circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Partio takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.
Partio looks to throw a body kick
and Loompa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loompa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Partio manages to avoid it.
Loompa lands a jab to Partio's midsection.
Loompa throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Partio moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Partio lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Partio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loompa is looking to wear down Partio with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Loompa moves out of range of the body kick.
Partio connects with a jab.
Partio misses with a lunging right hand

and Loompa counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Loompa lands with a punch from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Loompa connects with a nice short shot to Partio's temple.
Loompa is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Loompa throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loompa trying to control from half guard but Partio is working away.
Partio has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loompa is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Partio is looking for a sweep. Loompa is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but Partio defending well.

Partio is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Loompa pulls his head out easily.
Loompa trying to control from half guard but Partio is working away.

Loompa is looking for a kimura but Partio is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Loompa to get the leverage.
Partio is concentrating on defense, preventing Loompa from advancing position.
Loompa thows a huge punch but Partio dodges it nicely.
Loompa is trying to control the action in half guard but Partio is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Loompa looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Partio is pressing down on Loompa's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Partio working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loompa.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Partio looking for a sweep. Not yet Partio, not yet.

Loompa got a little sloppy there for a moment and Partio has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Loompa has managed to get both his arms back between Partio's legs - danger averted.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
Partio working a defensive guard here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Partio is looking for a triangle but Loompa pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Partio swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Loompa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Partio. Partio circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Partio throws a leg kick
and Loompa counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Loompa misses with a lunging right hand

and Partio counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Partio is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Partio is pressing down on Loompa's thigh, looking to free his foot. Loompa is holding on for now.
Partio thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Partio controlling the action here.
Loompa is looking to control Partio's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Loompa avoid being mounted?

That's one minute gone in the round.

Loompa looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Loompa tries to roll over but Partio keeps him under control.
Well, if Partio is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Partio throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Partio is trying to control. Loompa wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Oompa Loompa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Loompa is looking for a sweep. Partio is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loompa wants to control but Partio is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio wants to control but Loompa is keeping him busy.
Loompa is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Partio's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Partio's back!
Partio can't escape the position.
Loompa is looking to control Partio but Partio is wriggling around and keeping busy.
You can see the frustration on Partio's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Partio is trapped and Loompa is scoring with shots to the head and body.

Loompa patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Partio manages to reverse the position and now he's in Loompa's guard. Nice work there by Partio.
Partio postures up in Loompa's guard and throws a big left but Loompa blocks it.
Loompa seems keen to control Partio's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throwing strikes but missing.
Partio trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Loompa looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Partio avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Partio showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Partio lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Partio's guard.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
Partio wants to sweep here but Loompa controlling him for the moment.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio wants to sweep but no luck.
Loompa trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kauko Partio will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Loompa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A chopping leg kick lands by Loompa.
Partio pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Partio missing with a left hand there. Loompa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice shot by Partio.
Loompa tries to land a body kick

and Partio counters by clinching up.
A short uppercut from Partio.
Partio can't find room to land a body shot as Loompa controls the action.
Partio swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Partio tries to throw a body punch but Loompa avoids it by throwing Partio back against the cage.
Loompa struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.
Loompa can't find room to land a body shot as Partio controls the action.
Loompa scores with a hook to the body.
Loompa is struggling to control the position.
Partio is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Loompa pushes Partio back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio blocks an uppercut.
Partio tries to stall but Loompa uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Partio misses with a hook to the ribs.
Partio working aggressively here.
Loompa throws a head punch that misses.
Partio goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Partio.
Loompa tries a body shot but Partio blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Loompa struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.
Loompa tries a body shot but Partio blocks it.
Loompa taking a breather.
Loompa holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Partio lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa lands a right hand.
Loompa lands with a light punch inside.
A short body shot lands from Loompa as the two fighters clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Loompa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio gets through Loompa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Partio blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Loompa lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Partio backwards.
Loompa presses Partio against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Loompa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio prevents a body shot from Loompa.
Partio misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Partio.

Partio has hold of one of Loompa's legs. Loompa is fighting the takedown attempt but Partio gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa wants to sweep here but Partio controlling him for the moment.
Loompa looking to control.
Loompa keeping full guard, as Partio tries to pass.
Loompa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Partio manages to get himself to full guard.
Loompa advances to half guard.
Partio wants to get back to full guard but Loompa has mounted him!
Loompa tries to control but Partio wriggling away.
Partio is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio regains half guard.

Loompa is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Loompa winds up and cracks Partio with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Loompa prevents Partio from improving his position.
Loompa is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loompa throwing shots but Partio is blocking nicely.
Loompa prevents Partio from improving his position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Partio manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A leg kick checked by Partio.
Partio wants to slow Loompa down by chopping away at his legs.
Kauko Partio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Partio takes one on the button.
Loompa lands an overhand right.
Good standup being displayed there by Partio as he connects with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loompa. Partio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Partio throws a nice outside leg kick.
Loompa looks for the body kick but Partio saw that one coming.
Loompa misses with a body kick.
Partio lands with a good body shot.
Partio bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Loompa's head.
Partio lands with a right hand.
Loompa throws out a loose jab but Partio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loompa misses with a hook. Partio ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Partio scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oompa Loompa is winning the standup battle so far.
Partio misses the shot to the body.
Loompa misses with a looping right.
Partio throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Loompa throws a nice inside leg kick.
Partio thows a body shot but no joy.
A clash of legs there as Loompa blocks the low kick.
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa misses with a body kick.
Loompa tries to score with a low kick but Partio moves his leg out of the way.
Loompa throws a leg kick

and Partio counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio tries to break free but Loompa pushes him back against the cage.
Loompa has Partio pressed against the cage, preventing Partio from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Partio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Partio lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Loompa on the inside.

Partio breaks the clinch.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.
Partio buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Partio there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loompa throws a jab when Partio was well out of range.
Loompa dips to his left and cracks Partio with an uppercut!
Partio fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Partio throws a chopping leg kick but Loompa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Partio avoids a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio digs a good hook to Loompa's body.
Loompa wants to land a leg kick but Partio is out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Loompa blocks the leg kick.
Partio changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Loompa tries to avoid it but Partio manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Loompa to the ground. Loompa escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Partio dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loompa. That did some damage!
Loompa avoids the head kick by Partio.
Loompa pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Partio uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Partio pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Loompa throws a leg kick that misses.
Loompa turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Partio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Partio throws a sloppy head kick and Loompa moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Loompa misses the target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Loompa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Partio has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Partio and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Loompa throws a body kick that misses.
Partio tried to score with a low kick but Loompa checks it.
Loompa ducks right into an uppercut from Partio.
Loompa swings for the body but Partio moves out of range.
Partio blocks a jab.
Loompa shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Loompa has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Partio.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A thudding body kick lands there by Loompa!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loompa fails with the takedown.
Loompa throws a leg kick but Partio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Kauko Partio will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Partio bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Loompa's head.
Partio blocks a low kick nicely.
Loompa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Partio doesn't seem bothered though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Loompa.
Loompa moves out of range of the leg kick from Partio.
Partio looks to land a combination but Loompa avoids it well.
A head kick misses from Partio.
Partio throws a sloppy head kick and Loompa moves out of range easily.
Partio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loompa was well out of range. Poor timing from Partio.
Partio ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Partio misses the shot to the body.
Loompa cracks the inside of Partio's front leg.
Loompa throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio thuds his right hand into Loompa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Partio tries to work over Loompa's front leg with a kick but Loompa checks it.
Partio looks for the body kick but Loompa saw that one coming.
A cross from Partio lands.
Partio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Loompa tries to land a front kick but Partio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Loompa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Loompa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Partio. That did some damage!
Loompa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Partio uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Loompa.
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
Partio misses with a right hand

and Loompa counters with a shoot takedown. Partio fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Partio looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Loompa wants to control from the top but Partio keeps moving.

Partio escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loompa gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Partio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Loompa throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Loompa stands up over Partio, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Loompa preventing the sweep.
Loompa is looking to work some ground and pound but Partio has wrist control.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Partio wants to sweep but no luck.
Loompa is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Loompa is working Partio over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Partio is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loompa defends well.
Loompa works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Partio looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Loompa is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Partio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oompa Loompa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Loompa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 50:47
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 50:47
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.