PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cant Think A Name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Pig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). A Name comes to the cage accompanied by beast and the harlot. Peter Pig has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Cant Think A Name's chin.

Think A Name
vs
Pig

225 cm
20
278 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

193 cm
18
255 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160
Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cant Think A Name!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Peter Pig!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pig jabs A Name right on the nose. A Name blinks but takes it well.
Pig cracks A Name with a right hand to the side of the head.
Pig ducks down and throws a hook to the body but A Name moves away.
A Name swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A Name shoots and misses
and Pig counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A Name with a lazy takedown attempt

and Pig counters with a crisp right hand that drops A Name! Pig lets A Name back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

A Name is rocked!

A Name scores with a takedown into Pig's guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Pig pulls A Name in close to prevent any damage.

A Name has gone for a leg lock! Pig slips out almost immediately though and dives into A Name's guard.
Pig postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Pig working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.

A Name working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Pig doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Pig manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Pig stands and throws A Name's legs to the side, diving into side control.
A Name's coaches at LOD: Novae have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Name takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Pig is looking to take a break and control but A Name is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Pig tries to move into full mount but can't pass A Name's legs.
Pig scores with a couple of short elbows.
A Name regains half guard.
Pig is trying to control the action in half guard but A Name is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pig throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing A Name to regain full guard.
Pig passes A Name's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Pig seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Name wants to get back to full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pig throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
A Name keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
A Name really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice strikes from Pig there.
A Name tries to roll over but Pig keeps him under control.
Pig passes to side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A Name being controlled for a moment.
A Name gets back to half guard.
Pig wants to pass the guard but A Name is defending well.
A Name is not content to let Pig control the position.
Pig prevents A Name from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pig looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
A Name is trying to control but can't.

A Name looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pig uses his free foot to push down on A Name's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for A Name.
A Name sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
A Name has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pig is working away from the top position though.
Nice strikes from Pig there.
Pig throwing shots but A Name is blocking nicely.
Pig lands strikes from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pig seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Pig lands strikes from half guard.
Pig has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pig lands a nice short elbow.
A Name is not content to let Pig control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Name wants to control but Pig is keeping busy.
A Name avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pig.
Pig controlling the pace.
Pig slips a nice elbow through A Name's hands, connecting with A Name's forehead.
A Name has hold of Pig's hands but Pig slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
A Name taking some punishment here, with Pig in his half guard.
Pig is trying to control the action in half guard but A Name is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pig drops an elbow to the side of A Name's head.
A Name wants to improve his position but Pig is controlling well.

A Name looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pig controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Pig dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Pig works the jab nicely.
A Name moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

A Name shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pig napping and manages to drive through into side control!
A Name will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A Name is looking to take a break and control but Pig is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Pig controls the position for a moment.
Pig sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
A Name wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pig keeps working.
A Name wants to pass the guard but Pig is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pig gets back to full guard.
Pig keeping moving, preventing A Name from controlling successfully.
A Name looking to sit in guard and control but Pig gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Pig wants to control from the top but A Name keeps moving.
A Name is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A Name is working hard here to advance position.
Pig has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pig is working A Name over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

A Name has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pig can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pig showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
A Name keeping moving, preventing Pig from controlling successfully.
A Name controlling Pig's posture.
Pig trying to control the position from guard on top but A Name is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pig throwing strikes but missing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pig wants to pass the guard but A Name is keeping the position.
A Name keeping moving, preventing Pig from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

A Name throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Pig escapes and throws A Name's legs to the side, diving into side control!
A Name is looking to reverse the position.
Pig just content to control the position.
Pig in side control lands a decent elbow.
A Name prevents Pig from moving into mount.
Pig lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Pig scores with a couple of short elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pig wants to lay and pray for a moment but A Name keeps working.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Pig. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Pig working the head with strikes.
Pig scores with punches from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pig working the head and body with strikes.
Pig scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh A Name is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Pig can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Pig!
Cant Think A Name spoke after the fight, saying 'I want to thank the fans for coming out and I am sorry to disappoint but I will not lose the next fight.'.