PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Disaster
vs
Jensen

188 cm
29
184 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

184 cm
31
185 lbs
13 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Sex Panther! (160q recovery $149)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beautiful Disaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyler Jensen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Disaster as Jensen shoots in.
Jensen shoots in looking for a takedown but Disaster manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jensen's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jensen missing with a left hand there. Disaster was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Disaster as he avoids it easily.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyler Jensen.
Jensen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Disaster takes the fight into the clinch.
Disaster misses with a hook from the clinch.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Disaster works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Disaster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jensen is trying to break the clinch but Disaster has him pressed against the cage.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disaster softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen has had enough of the clinch but Disaster keeps him there for the moment.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Disaster keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jensen's efforts to push away.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jensen.
A left hand lands to the body for Disaster.
Disaster misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jensen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Jensen.
Disaster throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jensens head.
Disaster misses with a body punch.
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
A hook to the body from Disaster.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jensen manages to break the clinch.

Disaster rushes Jensen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jensen prevents a body shot from Disaster.
Disaster misses with some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Disaster.
Disaster scores with a shot to the side of Jensen's head.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jensen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jensen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.
Disaster lands with a left to the head.
Disaster misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Disaster.
Disaster working aggressively here.
Jensen blocking some punches.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Jensen controls his hands.
Disaster lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jensen blocking some punches.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Disaster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Disaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Disaster working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Disaster fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Jensen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Disaster tries to clinch but Jensen moves out of range.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jensen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Disaster tries to clinch but Jensen moves away

and Jensen counters with a nice double leg into side control. Disaster won't be happy with that.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Disaster gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Jensen fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Disaster wants to hold on but Jensen pushes him away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jensen scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Jensen landing punches.
Disaster is trying to escape the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Disaster leaves Jensen with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jensen misses with the combination.

Disaster tries to sprawl but Jensen drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jensen has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Jensen looking to secure an arm triangle but Disaster defends it well.
Jensen sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Disaster tries to lock up and control but Jensen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Disaster tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Jensen is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Disaster can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Jensen wants to control the pace but Disaster is squirming around nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jensen avoids the attempt from Disaster to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disaster is bucking up trying to escape but Jensen cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Jensen controlling from mount.
Disaster gets back to half guard.
Disaster pushes Jensen off looking to stand but Jensen dives back in and keeps control.
Disaster wants to control but Jensen is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen working the head and body with strikes.

Jensen is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Jensen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Jensen is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Disaster sees it coming and defends easily.
Jensen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Disaster is holding on to half guard well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster is looking to escape.

Jensen is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Disaster has managed to free his arm - good work.
Disaster is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jensen's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jensen's back!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Disaster is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Jensen up.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Disaster controlling the positon.
Jensen is in bad spot here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Jensen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Good exchange - Disaster coming out on top.
Jensen closes the distance and clinches up with Disaster, looking for a takedown. Jensen pushes Disaster against the cage but Disaster circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jensen fails to land the takedown.
Disaster tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Beautiful Disaster is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jensen fails with a takedown attempt.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyler Jensen.

Jensen closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Disaster's guard.
Jensen stays in close to Disaster's body and controls the position.
Jensen wants to pass the guard but Disaster is keeping the position.
Tyler Jensen has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jensen sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen distracts Disaster with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jensen looking to sit in guard and control but Disaster gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Disaster postures up and lands a big shot to Jensen's brow.
Disaster tries to free his leg and advance position but Jensen is retaining full guard.
Disaster landing some decent shots from guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disaster trying to control but Jensen is working from the bottom.

Jensen is looking for a triangle but Disaster pushes his legs off easily.
Disaster wants to control from the top but Jensen keeps moving.

Jensen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Disaster is aware though and is defending well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Disaster trying to control the position from guard on top but Jensen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Disaster with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Disaster trying to control the position from guard on top but Jensen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've been hearing that Disaster has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Beautiful Disaster.
Disaster is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Disaster instigates a clinch.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Jensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster lands a body punch.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Disaster tries to throw a body punch but Jensen avoids it by throwing Disaster back against the cage.
Jensen blocks a body shot from Disaster.
Disaster tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Disaster is working Jensen over against the cage.
Disaster misses with some punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Disaster lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Jensen breaks the clinch.
Disaster tries to clinch there but Jensen circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jensen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jensen.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Disaster enables Jensen to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Disaster manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Disaster keeping moving, preventing Jensen from controlling successfully.
Jensen is working Disaster over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jensen trying to control but Disaster is working from the bottom.
Jensen cracks Disaster with a solid left hand.
Disaster wants to sweep here but Jensen controlling him for the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jensen trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Disaster manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Disaster throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Disaster trying to control the position from guard on top but Jensen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Disaster got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jensen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Disaster has managed to get both his arms back between Jensen's legs - danger averted.
Jensen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Disaster manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Disaster fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jensen dives in and grabs Disaster's left leg, looking for a takedown. Disaster pushes down on Jensen's head and hops out.
Jensen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Beautiful Disaster has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyler Jensen.
Disaster defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jensen.
Jensen dives in for a single leg takedown but Disaster sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Jensen is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Disaster lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Disaster makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Disaster tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Disaster can't find room to land a body shot as Jensen controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jensen tries to break the clinch but Disaster is controlling the position.
Disaster lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jensen.
Disaster digs a right hand into Jensen's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jensen's gas tank.
A short right from Disaster on the inside.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Disaster is working Jensen over against the cage.
Disaster gets through Jensen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jensen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Disaster lands with a right to the head.
Disaster misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Disaster scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Disaster.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Jensen controls his hands.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Jensen blocking some punches.
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.
Disaster lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jensen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Jensen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jensen tries to break the clinch but Disaster is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster had his way with Tyler Jensen in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Disaster tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jensen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Jensen shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Disaster is trying to defend but Jensen finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Disaster is defending against the submission attempts here by Jensen.
Disaster wants to control but Jensen is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Jensen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Disaster defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Jensen.
Jensen wants to control from the top but Disaster keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jensen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jensen postures up.

Disaster is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jensen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jensen trying to control but Disaster is working from the bottom.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jensen won't allow Disaster to sweep him here.
Disaster controlling the position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Disaster takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jensen gets a takedown into half guard.
Jensen is just content to waste time from the top position. Disaster takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Disaster looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jensen passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Disaster can't do much from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jensen trying to control the position but Disaster is working away.
Disaster tries to improve position but can't.
Jensen works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Disaster managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Jensen.
Jensen trying to control the position but Disaster is working away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jensen tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyler Jensen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Disaster has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Beautiful Disaster!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Beautiful Disaster!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Beautiful Disaster!

Beautiful Disaster wins by unanimous decision!
Post fight, Beautiful Disaster took to the microphone: 'I train too hard man. Holla at everyone from weed nation...we stoned & training!'.