PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Oby dGreat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Flapjacks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). dGreat's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, BLIND by KoRn. This should be fireworks!

dGreat
vs
Flapjacks

190 cm
24
211 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

188 cm
26
218 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Oby dGreat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fred Flapjacks!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flapjacks misses with a two punch combination.
dGreat looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
dGreat defending well as Flapjacks loads up on a big left hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by dGreat.
Flapjacks swings for the body but dGreat moves out of range.
Flapjacks misses with a straight left.
Flapjacks checks a low kick from dGreat.
A clash of legs there as Flapjacks blocks the low kick.
Flapjacks moves out of range of the body kick.
Flapjacks staying out of range there.
Flapjacks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but dGreat was well out of range. Poor timing from Flapjacks.
dGreat tries to score with a low kick but Flapjacks moves his leg out of the way.
dGreat buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Flapjacks tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from dGreat.
dGreat connects with a nice looking jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Flapjacks checks a leg kick.
dGreat throws a leg kick
and Flapjacks counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Flapjacks checks a low kick from dGreat.
dGreat tries a head kick but it misses.
Flapjacks misses with a wild body shot.
dGreat connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Good work by Flapjacks as he checks the leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Flapjacks misses the target.
Flapjacks throws a shot from downtown. dGreat moves away and avoids it.
dGreat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Flapjacks.
Flapjacks checks a low kick from dGreat.
Flapjacks keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Flapjacks jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
dGreat looks to land a combination but Flapjacks avoids it well.
dGreat thumps Flapjacks with a low kick.
An inside leg kick from dGreat misses.
Flapjacks blocks a head kick by dGreat.
dGreat misses with a head kick.
Flapjacks blocks a low kick nicely.
dGreat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Flapjacks.
dGreat lands an overhand right.
Flapjacks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
dGreat is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
dGreat misses with a low kick as Flapjacks jumps back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by dGreat.
dGreat tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by dGreat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dGreat throws a hook but Flapjacks avoids it easily.
dGreat misses with an uppercut.
dGreat is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Flapjacks.
Flapjacks moves out of range of the leg kick from dGreat.
A cross from dGreat lands.
dGreat dips to his left and cracks Flapjacks with an uppercut!
Flapjacks keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
dGreat connects with an inside leg kick.
dGreat blocks a leg kick.
dGreat misses with a looping left.
dGreat misses with a low kick.
dGreat attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
dGreat ducks under a wild hook from Flapjacks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
dGreat misses with a leg kick
and dGreat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Flapjacks misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from dGreat.
Flapjacks ducks right into an uppercut from dGreat.
dGreat throws a front kick aimed at Flapjacks's knee but Flapjacks avoids it well.
dGreat is looking to chop away at Flapjacks's legs.
dGreat throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Flapjacks's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
dGreat moves into range and connects with a jab.
dGreat lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Flapjacks throws a series of punches but dGreat avoids them all with ease.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
dGreat fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Flapjacks is out of range.
Flapjacks's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Flapjacks looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oby dGreat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
dGreat connects with a leg kick. Flapjacks looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Flapjacks tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oby dGreat dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

dGreat fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Flapjacks.
Flapjacks misses with a double jab.
dGreat misses with a wild combination.
Flapjacks swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from dGreat finds it's way through Flapjacks's defenses.
dGreat throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
dGreat ducks under a wild hook from Flapjacks.
dGreat fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Flapjacks has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Flapjacks on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by dGreat. dGreat obviously looking to wear him down.
Flapjacks takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Flapjacks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
dGreat throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Flapjacks throws a body punch but dGreat moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dGreat throws the left hand but Flapjacks avoids the punch easily.
Flapjacks takes one on the button.
dGreat connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Flapjacks looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Flapjacks takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
dGreat throws the left hand but Flapjacks avoids the punch easily.
Flapjacks takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
dGreat throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
dGreat scores with a jab to the jaw.
dGreat throws a leg kick but Flapjacks checks it.
dGreat lands a jab to the nose.
Flapjacks misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps dGreat's head backwards.
dGreat tries a low kick but Flapjacks avoids it.
Flapjacks uses good head movement to avoid the hook from dGreat.
Flapjacks takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
dGreat tries a low kick but Flapjacks avoids it.
dGreat cracks the inside of Flapjacks's front leg.
Crunch! dGreat slams his shin into Flapjacks's torso.
dGreat tries to score with a low kick but Flapjacks moves his leg out of the way.
dGreat misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
dGreat throws a chopping leg kick but Flapjacks manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
dGreat throws a shot from downtown. Flapjacks moves away and avoids it.
dGreat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
dGreat moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dGreat does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
dGreat will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
dGreat throws a low kick but Flapjacks avoids it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by dGreat.
dGreat throws a leg kick
and Flapjacks counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Flapjacks throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
dGreat throws a one two combo.
Oby dGreat is winning the standup battle so far.
Flapjacks throws a half hearted mid kick.
dGreat fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Flapjacks checks it well.
Nice body kick from dGreat.
Flapjacks walks into a stiff left hand from dGreat.
dGreat throws a nice looking combination but Flapjacks bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
dGreat does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
dGreat scores with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from dGreat lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Flapjacks has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Flapjacks and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
dGreat tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Flapjacks misses with a hook.
Flapjacks misses with the combination.
Good work by Flapjacks as he checks the leg kick.
Flapjacks gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Flapjacks crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from dGreat - the referee stops the clock and Flapjacks gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says dGreat. Flapjacks manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A punch lands to the side of Flapjacks 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Flapjacks blocks a low kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oby dGreat dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

dGreat throws the kick towards the body but Flapjacks avoids it.
Flapjacks on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by dGreat. dGreat obviously looking to wear him down.
dGreat fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
dGreat tries to land a leg kick but Flapjacks saw it coming and moves away.
dGreat cracks Flapjacks with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
dGreat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Flapjacks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
dGreat looks for the body kick but Flapjacks saw that one coming.
dGreat throws a sloppy head kick and Flapjacks moves out of range easily.
dGreat throws a big shot that misses.
dGreat avoids the body shot from Flapjacks.
Donk. dGreat catches Flapjacks right on the button with a cross.
dGreat fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Flapjacks checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dGreat connects with a right hand. Flapjacks shakes it off.
Flapjacks on the wrong end of a nice hook.
dGreat throws a leg kick that is checked
and Flapjacks counters with a series of strikes. dGreat will be more careful next time no doubt.
dGreat is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Flapjacks can do to turn this around?
Flapjacks walks into a jab.
Flapjacks takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Flapjacks fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Flapjacks lands a slapping body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by dGreat.
dGreat throws out a leg kick but Flapjacks moves out of range and dGreat only half commits.
dGreat throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Flapjacks.
dGreat misses with a kick to the body.
dGreat lands with a hook. Flapjacks tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
dGreat connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flapjacks thows a left - swing and a miss!
dGreat thows a left - swing and a miss!
dGreat lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
dGreat scores with a jab.
Flapjacks ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Flapjacks avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Flapjacks on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by dGreat. dGreat obviously looking to wear him down.
dGreat misses with a hook. Flapjacks ducked under it nicely.
dGreat tries to land a leg kick but Flapjacks saw it coming and moves away.
dGreat avoids a punch combination nicely.
Flapjacks paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
dGreat lands a leg kick that knocks Flapjacks off balance momentarily.
dGreat displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Flapjacks throws out the jab.
dGreat throws a head kick that Flapjacks semi-blocks.
dGreat lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Flapjacks misses with a body shot.
dGreat throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Flapjacks gets cracked with a nice right hand there by dGreat.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from dGreat - that will leave a mark!
Flapjacks has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Flapjacks thows a body shot but no joy.
dGreat lands a head kick!
dGreat throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Oby dGreat is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
dGreat lands a jab to the nose.
Flapjacks blocks a head kick by dGreat.
Flapjacks staying out of range there.
A slow jab from dGreat misses its intended target.
Fred Flapjacks has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
dGreat pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Flapjacks throws a series of punches but dGreat avoids them all with ease.
dGreat will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
dGreat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Flapjacks counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
dGreat finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch combination from dGreat misses.
dGreat fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Flapjacks is out of range.
dGreat chopping away at his opponent's legs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oby dGreat showed his dominance in that final round.
Well dGreat has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oby dGreat!
Oby dGreat managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Divinity 160Q for $150, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Fred Flapjacks stepped up to the mic, saying 'Thanks to HGH Nutrients and Finn Fighter Nutrition for their sponsorships!'.