PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luke Fluke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy comes into the arena with Boondocks Theme Song blaring out of the sound system. Luke Fluke has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Leeroy
vs
Fluke

174 cm
36
155 lbs
30 - 16 - 0

170 cm
35
154 lbs
29 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zombie Nutrition

Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Luke Fluke!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fluke clobbers Leeroy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Leeroy misses with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fluke.
Leeroy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fluke misses with a looping right.
Fluke with a jab.
Leeroy takes a swing at Fluke's ribcage but misses.
Leeroy throws a lazy body kick
and Fluke makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A big right from Leeroy misses.
Leeroy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fluke. Fluke obviously looking to wear him down.
Leeroy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fluke blocks a head kick by Leeroy.
Leeroy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fluke looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leeroy throws a sloppy body shot
and Fluke counters with a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick from Leeroy.
Leeroy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Leeroy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fluke to score with a decent uppercut.
Fluke lands a nice shot to the body.
Leeroy thuds a left hand into Fluke's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy scores with a head kick. Fluke tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fluke staying out of range there.
Leeroy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fluke.
Leeroy misses with a double jab.
Fluke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Leeroy moves away.
Leeroy throws a nice head kick!

Fluke is rocked!
Leeroy takes a swing at Fluke's ribcage but misses.
Leeroy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fluke throws a head kick that Leeroy semi-blocks.
Fluke tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fluke moves out of range of the body kick.
Fluke throws a low kick but it's checked well by Leeroy.
Leeroy scores with a nice right hand.
Fluke is still on wobbly legs! Can Leeroy finish him?
Fluke uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Leeroy.
Fluke slips under a jab from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a jab when Fluke was well out of range.
Leeroy drops Fluke with a naaaaasty hook - Fluke is in real trouble here! Leeroy dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Leeroy!
Bruce Leeroy very nearly forgot to thank Firebird Designs - 10% Laundry commission amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.