PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson has chosen God save the Queen as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Bateman
vs
Tyson

203 cm
28
274 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

195 cm
30
290 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Bo Tyson!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Tyson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bateman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tyson. Bateman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bateman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bateman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bateman sizes up Tyson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Tyson's corner calls for a 1-2. Tyson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tyson moves in looking to clinch but Bateman pushes him off.
Tyson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bateman defends it nicely.
Tyson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bateman.
Tyson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bateman.
Tyson wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance.
Tyson misses with a double jab.
Tyson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bateman.
Tyson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tyson defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand.
Tyson cracks Bateman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tyson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bateman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bateman blocks a jab.
Tyson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bateman is fending him off so far but Tyson persists. Nope, Bateman circles away and we're back to standing.
Tyson lands a nice hook to Bateman's body. Bateman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bateman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tyson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tyson throws a right hand that Bateman ducks under and follows up with a left that Bateman also avoids with ease.
Bo Tyson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyson throws out the jab.
Bateman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Bo Tyson has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Tyson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tyson looks winded!
Bateman throws a leg kick which misses Tyson's front leg but catches the back leg as Tyson tries to avoid it.
Bateman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

Bateman cracks Tyson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Tyson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bateman finish him?

Tyson is rocked!

Bateman cracks Tyson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bateman has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Tyson to stand back up!
Tyson is still on wobbly legs! Can Bateman finish him?
Tyson leaves his chin hanging out and Bateman seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Tyson crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Swing for the fences was my game plan, swing for the fences I did. 10/1 underdog, possibly biggest upset of the year right here!'.