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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Pox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fuckwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to call to prayer. Pox is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Awesome God. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 lbs
31 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Pox!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pox pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Pox settles back down.
Pox misses with a wild combination.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pox on the side of the head.
Fuckwell thumps Pox with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pox looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fuckwell dodges the punch combination from Pox.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pox is looking to clinch.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pox tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuckwell lands a jab to Pox's midsection.
Pox tries a head kick but it misses.
Pox uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pox.
Pox tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Fuckwell looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the body kick from Pox.
Fuckwell lands with a hook. Pox tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pox throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuckwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fuckwell throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuckwell takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pox misses with a leg kick
and Pox takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pox throws a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.
Fuckwell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pox.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pox tries to clinch up but Fuckwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Pox misses with a low kick.
Pox pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pox ducks right into an uppercut from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Pox tries to clinch up.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuckwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pox.
Pox ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Pox throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pox has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Pox chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fuckwell can pounce on him.
Pox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fuckwell lands with a right hand.
Fuckwell throws out a powerful jab.
Pox misses with a body kick.
Pox lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fuckwell's sensitive parts.
Fuckwell fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pox tries to clinch there but Fuckwell circles away.
Pox throws a body kick that misses
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Pox is looking to clinch.
Pox misses with a leg kick
and Fuckwell counters with a good low kick that Pox was not able to check.
Pox has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuckwell finds it's way round the side to connect with Pox's head.
Pox is rocked!
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pox is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.
Pox uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Fuckwell backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Pox's temple! It sends Pox violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Fuckwell celebrates and the doctors try to help Pox!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
In his post fight interview, Eyeonly Fuckwell gave a big smile as he said 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
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hype
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RATING
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