PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimo Khalua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punchy McPunches has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

McPunches
vs
Khalua

205 cm
22
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

199 cm
21
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Punchy McPunches!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kimo Khalua!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPunches works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Punchy McPunches seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPunches looks to score with a jab to the body but Khalua is just out of range.
McPunches staying out of range there.
Khalua doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McPunches misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McPunches throws a jab when Khalua was well out of range.
Khalua keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A punch combination from McPunches misses.
Khalua should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McPunches throws a right and a left that both miss.
Khalua moves out of range of the strikes.
Khalua looks up at the clock. Bad move! McPunches lands a right hand from hell, dropping Khalua. McPunches pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Punchy McPunches!
Punchy McPunches retains his super heavyweight title!