PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Pulvirizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zorba The Dancing Buddha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dancing Buddha has chosen Zorba Time as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Pulvirizer
vs
The Dancing Buddha

190 cm
25
220 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
16
216 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Tokyo United Fightwear ($9 shirts)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Pulvirizer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dancing Buddha scores with a hook.
The Dancing Buddha throws out a powerful jab.
Pulvirizer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Dancing Buddha.
The Dancing Buddha misses with a wild body shot.
The Dancing Buddha lands a glancing blow to the side of Pulvirizer's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pulvirizer scores with a one two! The Dancing Buddha had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The Dancing Buddha scores with a punch to the head.
Pulvirizer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Dancing Buddha connects with a body shot that sends Pulvirizer's belly button to the back.
The Dancing Buddha wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Dancing Buddha lands a nice shot to the body.
The Dancing Buddha lands with an uppercut that bounces Pulvirizer off the cage and back into range.
Pulvirizer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Dancing Buddha sees it coming and avoids it easily.

The Dancing Buddha feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Pulvirizer sprawling to the canvas! Pulvirizer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can The Dancing Buddha finish him?!

Pulvirizer is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! The Dancing Buddha ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Pulvirizer clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
A very excited looking Zorba The Dancing Buddha made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.