PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roofus Bumfight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba KillsInWater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bumfight might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Amazing by Kanye West. Roofus Bumfight could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bubba KillsInWater's chin.

Bumfight
vs
KillsInWater

193 cm
23
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

210 cm
19
270 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roofus Bumfight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bubba KillsInWater!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater throws out a loose jab but Bumfight uses good head movement to avoid it.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses.
KillsInWater throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bumfight sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bumfight throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
KillsInWater throws a body punch but Bumfight moves out of range.
Bubba KillsInWater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
KillsInWater throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bumfight.
KillsInWater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bumfight misses with a takedown attempt - KillsInWater sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nice defenses there by Bumfight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bumfight swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and KillsInWater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
KillsInWater showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bumfight.
KillsInWater misses with an uppercut.
Bumfight takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
KillsInWater throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bumfight counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bumfight lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
KillsInWater throws a sloppy head kick and Bumfight moves out of range easily.
Bumfight misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bubba KillsInWater is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
KillsInWater misses with a body kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bumfight misses with a double jab.
Bumfight avoids a kick to the body.
Bumfight gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and KillsInWater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Bumfight drives through with a takedown into guard.

Bumfight has gone for a leg lock! KillsInWater slips out almost immediately though and dives into Bumfight's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bumfight looking to hit a scissor sweep but KillsInWater is one step ahead there.
Bumfight is working hard here to advance position.

KillsInWater decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
KillsInWater moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Roofus Bumfight has been cut.
Bumfight goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bumfight bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! KillsInWater throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Bumfight is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bubba KillsInWater!