PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wiki has chosen Reuben James as his entrance music. Shitty Bill has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bill
vs
Wiki

225 cm
34
300 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

173 cm
35
182 lbs
26 - 17 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Ron Honeybunn and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill throws a solid leg kick but Wiki takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bill.
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bill throws a head kick that misses.
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bill with a nice cross.
Bill throws a poor cross that misses
and Wiki counters with a one-two to the body.
Wiki scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bill in his tracks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiki scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bill in his tracks.
Wiki ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bill throws a sloppy head kick and Wiki moves out of range easily.
Wiki attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bill takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fighters circling - Wiki throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wiki tries a head kick but it misses.
Wiki misses with a head kick.
Bill throws a nice looking combination but Wiki bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bill loads up on a big right hand but Wiki slips the punch.
Wiki throws a hook but Bill blocks it.
Wiki throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wiki misses with a kick to the body.
Bill throws a shot from downtown. Wiki moves away and avoids it.
Bill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wiki scores with a jab.
Wiki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wiki swings widly with a right hand
and Bill counters with a straight right hand.
Bill throws a combination that misses
and Wiki counters with an outside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiki is looking to slow Bill down with leg kicks.
Bill has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BEVA Fight Home in the buildup to the fight.
Wiki bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wiki throws a jab but it's blocked by Bill.
A head kick misses from Bill.
Bill steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wiki.
Bill blocks a head kick by Wiki.
Wiki swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bill fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wiki works Bill's body with a nice hook.
Bill is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bill on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wiki. Wiki obviously looking to wear him down.
Wiki throws a jab but it's blocked by Bill.
Bill throws a poor cross that misses
and Wiki counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bill lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wiki circles away quickly and effectively.
Wiki throws a jab but it's blocked by Bill.
Wiki blocks a head kick by Bill.
Wiki throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bill on the side of the head.
Wiki scores with a leg kick.
Bill stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wiki.
Wiki throws an overhand right that lands on Bill's shoulder, as Bill tries to avoid the shot.
No joy there for Bill, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wiki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bill misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wiki scores with a shot to the body.
Wiki misses with a looping left.
Bill dodges the punch combination from Wiki.
Wiki blocks a low kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bill slips under a jab from Wiki.
Wiki thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bill if he has to take too many more of those.

Wiki moves into the clinch.
Bill on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiki lands a nice elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wiki obliges.
Wiki throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bills head.
A short right from Wiki.
Wiki lands an elbow inside.
Wiki blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bill is trying to break the clinch but Wiki has him pressed against the ropes.
Wiki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiki.
Wiki lands a damaging elbow.
Wiki looking to throw knees to the head but Bill is blocking nicely.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiki.
Bill with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bill takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiki lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiki landing knees to the body.
Wiki lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wiki throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wiki putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bill in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiki creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bill's defenses.
Wiki is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wiki lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiki landing knees to the head.
Wiki digs a right hand into Bill's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bill's gas tank.
Wiki landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wiki throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bill blocks it with crossed arms.
Wiki creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bill's defenses.
Wiki creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bill's defenses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wiki lands a damaging elbow.
Wiki lands an elbow inside that Bill shrugs off.
Wiki working Bill over with knees to the body.
Wiki gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bill misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ruben Wiki dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Wiki throws a head kick but Bill moves out of range.
A slow jab from Bill misses its intended target.
Bill on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wiki looks to land a right hand but Bill moved out of range.
Bill takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bill throws a jab when Wiki was well out of range.
Shitty Bill is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wiki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bill misses with a head kick.
Bill lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bill takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wiki throws a low kick but Bill avoids it.
Bill swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bill throws a leg kick but Wiki sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bill misses the jab.
Wiki scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ruben Wiki seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bill swinging wildly here.
Wiki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wiki has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bill avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wiki cracks the inside of Bill's front leg.
Wiki connects with a single shot there.
Wiki throws the left hand but Bill avoids the punch easily.
Wiki cracks a nice hook into Bill's ribs.
Bill has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bill there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wiki misses with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiki connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wiki throws a series of punches but Bill moves out of range.
Wiki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bill throws a nice looking combination but Wiki bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wiki buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wiki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bill was well out of range. Poor timing from Wiki.
Wiki turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiki throws a good cross that connects.
Wiki fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bill has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Bill gets tackled into the ropes by Wiki. Wiki maintains the clinch.
Bill takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bill has a couple of punches blocked by Wiki.
Wiki lands an elbow inside.
Bill tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wiki lands an elbow just above Bill 's eye.
Wiki working Bill over with knees to the body.
Wiki with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wiki crunches a lovely knee into Bill's ribcage.
Wiki lands a good knee to the midsection. Bill won't want to take too many of those.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Nice elbow from Wiki.
Wiki lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Bill is rocked!
Wiki tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bill wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wiki lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiki lands a nice elbow.
Wiki lands an elbow that stopped Bill in his tracks for a moment.
Wiki lands an uppercut.
Wiki lands an elbow just above Bill 's eye.
Wiki misses with a knee strike.
A short uppercut from Wiki.
Wiki lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh Bill is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wiki gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bill is trying to break free.
Wiki lands a nice elbow.
Wiki lands a nice elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiki.
Wiki lands an elbow inside.
Wiki misses with a knee to the head.
Bill is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Wiki prevents Bill from breaking the clinch.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiki tries a knee to the head but Bill blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bill throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bill makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bill seems to have got his legs back now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wiki lands an elbow inside that Bill shrugs off.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bill throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiki.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wiki.
Wiki with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bill misses with the head strike.
Wiki unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bill lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiki is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiki misses with a knee strike.
Nice elbow from Wiki.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wiki comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wiki lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wiki throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bill blocks it with crossed arms.
Wiki lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ruben Wiki showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Wiki throws the left hand but Bill avoids the punch easily.
Wiki jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wiki is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bill walks into a stiff left hand from Wiki.
Wiki fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bill on the side of the head.
Bill swats away the attempt to clinch by Wiki.
That kick from Wiki tenderised Bill's leg. Bill is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wiki dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wiki thows a body kick. Bill tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bill blocks a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wiki swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Wiki rushes Bill and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiki lands an elbow that stopped Bill in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiki using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiki makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bill is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bill takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiki lands a damaging elbow.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Bill takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bill misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiki.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knees to the body from Wiki.
Bill takes an elbow to the temple.
Nice elbow from Wiki.
A knee to the head by Wiki.
Wiki is holding Bill round the back of the neck and unloading with elbows! Boom, boom, boom! 3 big elbows land right to the bridge of the nose and Bill goes down! Oh, his nose is a mess! I'm not sure he's going to beat the count... 4,5,6,7,8,9,10. He's done! Wiki takes it and Bill is going to the hospital to get that nose checked out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Ruben Wiki!
Ruben Wiki really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that TFP Graphics - Pit Inc logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.