PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Brown Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lulla Palluza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson comes to the cage accompanied by crazy bitch. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Wilson
vs
Palluza

183 cm
28
165 lbs
11 - 9 - 2

175 cm
21
160 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Brown Wilson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lulla Palluza!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palluza throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lulla Palluza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wilson throws a push kick but Palluza slaps the foot to one side.
Palluza throws out a powerful jab.
Wilson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Palluza.
Wilson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Palluza's waist but Palluza gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wilson off to one side.
Palluza throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Palluza scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Brown Wilson has been cut.
Palluza stuffs the takedown attempt from Wilson. Wilson gets slowly back to his feet.
Palluza lands a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Palluza scores with a jab.
Palluza punishes Wilson's body with a nice straight punch.
Wilson has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brown Wilson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Palluza stuffs the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palluza lands an overhand right.
Palluza lands with a cross.
A punch lands to the side of Wilson 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Palluza lands a big uppercut and Wilson crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Wilson looks OK. Palluza waves Wilson back to his feet!

Wilson is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wilson gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Palluza points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Wilson wakes up just in time to hear Palluza thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lulla Palluza!
A relieved looking Lulla Palluza thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.