PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jody Kowalchuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Simpson
vs
Kowalchuk

183 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
23
256 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Enjoys gardening

Nippon Outfitters

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jody Kowalchuk!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson connects with a right hand. Kowalchuk shakes it off.
Kowalchuk tries to clinch up.
Kowalchuk is trying hard to land a takedown here. Simpson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Simpson throws a hook but Kowalchuk avoids it easily.
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kowalchuk tries to clinch up but Simpson circles away and keeps his distance.
Kowalchuk shoots in looking for a takedown. Simpson tries to sprawl out of it but Kowalchuk keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Simpson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kowalchuk has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Simpson takes a swing at Kowalchuk's ribcage but misses.
Kowalchuk gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Simpson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bart Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jody Kowalchuk.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kowalchuk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kowalchuk takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Simpson throws a nice looking combination but Kowalchuk bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kowalchuk tries to clinch
and Simpson counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Kowalchuk falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bart Simpson!
Bart Simpson gave a mention to Nippon Outfitters in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).