PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul McKilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Paul McKilly was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pain
vs
McKilly

189 cm
26
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

186 cm
26
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

KO Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paul McKilly!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain lands a nice shot to the body.
McKilly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pain swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pain swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McKilly counters with a nice uppercut.
McKilly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pain scores with a one two! McKilly had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Paul McKilly has been cut.
A slow jab from Pain misses its intended target.
Pain loads up on a big right hand but McKilly slips the punch.
Pain definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pain looks to land a left hand but McKilly moved out of range nicely.
McKilly fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pain connects with a jab.
Pain defending well as McKilly loads up on a big left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McKilly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pain sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McKilly is looking to clinch.
McKilly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McKilly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McKilly closes the distance looking to clinch
and Pain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McKilly on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pain misses the shot to the body.
Pain misses with an uppercut. McKilly saw that one coming.
McKilly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pain swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McKilly tries to clinch but Pain moves out of range.
Pain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McKilly.
McKilly tries to clinch up but Pain circles away and keeps his distance.
Pain throws a hook but McKilly avoids it easily.
Pain lands a jab.
Pain circles away from the clinch attempt.
McKilly misses with a body shot.
McKilly throws a jab but it's blocked by Pain.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain with a nice cross.
McKilly throws a series of punches but Pain avoids them all with ease.
Decent striking displayed by Pain there.
Pain keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McKilly doesn't manage to clinch there - Pain circles away.
Pain looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McKilly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pain.
McKilly swings widly with a right hand
and Pain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pain connects with a jab.

McKilly is rocked!
Crack! Pain connects with the perfect overhand right and McKilly falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Pain!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Pain!
An out of breath Johnny Pain thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.