PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cung Le (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus comes to the cage accompanied by Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Le has chosen Untouchable as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Le

186 cm
34
176 lbs
27 - 15 - 0

174 cm
30
183 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cung Le!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Le throws a nice inside leg kick.
Le throws a head kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but Le takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
Le misses with a head kick.
Le tries to clinch up.
Fatherfockerusus swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Le throws a head kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Le checks a low kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Le scoring well with a low kick there.
Le throws a head kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Le.
Le misses with a leg kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice body shot.
Fatherfockerusus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Le.
Le throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Le cracks Fatherfockerusus with an open hand slap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Le keeps Fatherfockerusus at a distance using the push kick.
Fatherfockerusus is breathing heavily.
Le connects with a leg kick. Fatherfockerusus looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Le scores with a head kick.
Le connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Le looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That kick from Le tenderised Fatherfockerusus's leg. Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Le scores with a body shot.
Cung Le is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A good leg kick by Le.
Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Le looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fatherfockerusus walks straight into a right hand from Le - that's dropped him! Le jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Fatherfockerusus from any more punishment! Fatherfockerusus complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cung Le!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Cung Le made sure he mentioned HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158, along with how happy he was to win his fight.