PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Stewart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Pauline Hanson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Stewart
vs
Hanson

189 cm
20
204 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

182 cm
20
208 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thomas Stewart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson's corner calls for a 1-2. Hanson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Thomas Stewart has been cut.
Stewart throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hanson.
Stewart ducks under a wild hook from Hanson.
Stewart looks to land a right hand but Hanson moved out of range.
That kick from Stewart tenderised Hanson's leg. Hanson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hanson moves out of range as Stewart strikes.
Stewart throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hanson throws the left hand but Stewart avoids the punch easily.
Hanson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stewart looks to land a right hand but Hanson moved out of range.
Pauline Hanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stewart just misses with a punch to the body.
We've been informed that Hanson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stewart throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hanson digs a good hook to Stewart's body.
Stewart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stewart misses with a wild body shot.
Stewart throws a sloppy head kick
and Hanson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanson misses with a body punch
and Stewart counters with a head kick.
Hanson lands with an overhand left.
A big right from Stewart misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stewart steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hanson.
Hanson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hanson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stewart.
Hanson lands a slapping body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stewart.
Hanson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stewart scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stewart throws a hook but Hanson blocks it.
Hanson misses with a few strikes there.
Stewart misses with a low kick.
Hanson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stewart throws out the jab.
Hanson avoids a kick to the body.
Stewart looks to land a right hand but Hanson moved out of range.
Hanson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Hanson misses its intended target.
Hanson lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stewart bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Hanson.
Stewart throws a low kick but Hanson moves out of range easily.
Hanson cracks Stewart with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stewart is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hanson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Stewart counters with a body kick.
Hanson misses with a body shot.
Hanson jabs Stewart right on the nose. Stewart blinks but takes it well.
Stewart throws a nice head kick!
Stewart plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hanson connects with a right hand. Stewart shakes it off.
Stewart misses with a head kick.
Hanson looks to score with a jab to the body but Stewart is just out of range.
Stewart scores with a head kick.
Hanson checks a leg kick.
Hanson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hanson just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanson thows a body shot but no joy.
Stewart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hanson manages to avoid it.
Hanson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hanson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stewart.
Hanson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Stewart walks straight into a right hand from Hanson - that's dropped him! Hanson jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Stewart from any more punishment! Stewart complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pauline Hanson!
Post fight, Pauline Hanson stared into the camera and said 'My language has been murdered. My language has been murdered. My shopping trolley murdered. My groceries just gone!'.