PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Linus Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold comes to the cage accompanied by NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Griswold
vs
Hammer

190 cm
27
292 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

220 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Linus Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer tries a head kick but it misses.
Hammer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hammer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hammer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Griswold sends Hammer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Griswold is motioning to the referee to let Hammer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Linus Hammer has been cut.
Griswold avoids the head kick by Hammer.
Griswold closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Hammer out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clark Griswold!
Clark Griswold is the new super heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Clark Griswold made sure he mentioned Just Fight (Everything 7$), along with how happy he was to win his fight.