PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Spider Trenton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Yauch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yauch has chosen No Sleep Till Brooklyn as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Trenton
vs
Yauch

170 cm
30
150 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

182 cm
25
154 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spider Trenton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adam Yauch!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trenton ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yauch moves away.
Trenton misses with a right hand
and Yauch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Trenton throws out a loose jab but Yauch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yauch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yauch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Trenton.
Trenton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yauch.
Trenton throws a right hand that misses
and Yauch counters with a straight right hand.
Trenton slips a jab from Yauch.
Spider Trenton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yauch avoids the body shot from Trenton.
Yauch darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've been informed that Yauch has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Trenton throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Trenton connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Yauch throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trenton throws a right and a left that Yauch avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yauch closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Yauch throws the left hand but Trenton avoids the punch easily.
Yauch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trenton.
Trenton misses with a jab, cross combination.
Trenton darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yauch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yauch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Trenton with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Yauch to score with a decent uppercut.
Trenton looks to score with a jab to the body but Yauch is just out of range.
Yauch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Trentons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Trenton blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trenton misses with a wild combination.
Trenton throws a jab but it's blocked by Yauch.
Yauch throws out a loose jab but Trenton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trenton throws a lazy right hand but Yauch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A swing and a miss from Trenton.
Yauch ducks under a wild hook from Trenton.
Yauch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trenton throws a shot from downtown. Yauch moves away and avoids it.
Yauch ducks under a wild hook from Trenton.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yauch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trenton.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trenton tests Yauch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trenton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yauch circles away quickly and effectively.
Trenton misses with a left hand
and Yauch counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Trenton throws a body punch but Yauch moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Trenton misses the target.
Trenton throws a series of punches but Yauch moves out of range.
Trenton throws a series of punches but Yauch avoids them all with ease.
Nice shot by Yauch.
Yauch throws an overhand right that lands on Trenton's shoulder, as Trenton tries to avoid the shot.
Trenton blocks a jab.
Jab by Yauch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Yauch.
Trenton lands a right hook to the body.
Yauch is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Trenton staying out of range there.
The fighters circling - Yauch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Yauch misses the jab.
Trenton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Yauch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Yauch might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Yauch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trenton.
Trenton takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yauch throws a hook but Trenton avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Trenton with a jab.
Trenton moves out of range of the strikes.
Yauch misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Spider Trenton will probably get the nod.
That's time! Trenton's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Trenton lands a two punch combo.
Trenton throws an off balance right hand
and Yauch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trenton slips a straight right by Yauch.
Trenton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yauch.
Yauch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yauch rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Trenton moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Trenton lands an overhand right.
A big right from Yauch misses.
Trenton throws an off balance right hand
letting Yauch counter with a right hand.
Trenton throws a lazy uppercut
letting Yauch counter with a right hand.
Trenton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yauch.
Yauch with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Trenton to score with a decent uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trenton misses with a hook.
Yauch misses with a straight left.
Trenton throws a right and a left that Yauch avoids nicely.
Trenton misses with a looping left.
Trenton pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yauch loads up on a big right hand but Trenton slips the punch.
Trenton takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Trenton throws a right and a left that Yauch avoids nicely.
Yauch stalks Trenton and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Trenton's face. Trenton staggers backwards, shaken.
Sloppy strikes from Yauch. Those never looked like landing.
Trenton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Trenton misses.
Trenton takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Trenton misses with a hook.
Yauch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Trenton throws an off balance right hand
enabling Yauch to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice straight punches there by Yauch. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Yauch.
Yauch throws a shot from downtown. Trenton moves away and avoids it.
Trenton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spider Trenton is winning the standup battle so far.
Trenton lands a nice looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trenton connects with a single shot there.
Yauch cracks Trenton with a good jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trenton. Yauch does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yauch misses with a looping left.
Trenton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trenton just misses with a punch to the body.
Yauch ducks under a wild hook from Trenton.
A telegraphed right hand from Trenton misses the target.
Yauch cracks a nice hook into Trenton's ribs.
Trenton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yauch circles away quickly and effectively.
Yauch misses with a looping right.
A big right from Yauch misses.
Trenton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yauch circles away quickly and effectively.
Yauch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trenton throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trenton. Yauch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trenton lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Trenton throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Trenton misses with a body shot.
Trenton throws a big shot that misses.
Yauch throws a shot from downtown. Trenton moves away and avoids it.
Yauch moves out of range of the strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yauch throws a body punch but Trenton moves out of range.
Trenton throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yauch.
Trenton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yauch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider Trenton dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Yauch avoids the body shot from Trenton.
Yauch scores with a jab to the head.
Trenton looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Trenton misses with a right hand
and Yauch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trenton misses with a hook.
Yauch works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Yauch misses with a hook. Trenton ducked under it nicely.
Trenton uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yauch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trenton. Yauch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trenton looks to land a combination but Yauch avoids it well.
Yauch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Trenton misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trenton throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Yauch takes one on the button.
The fighters circling - Yauch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Trenton throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Yauch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Trenton will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trenton takes a swing at Yauch's ribcage but misses.
Yauch dodges the punch combination from Trenton.
Yauch slips a jab and a cross from Trenton.
Trenton throws a right hand that misses
and Yauch counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Yauch.
Trenton swings for the body but Yauch moves out of range.
Trenton lands a slapping body shot.
Trenton throws a nice looking combination but Yauch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Yauch looks to land a combination but Trenton avoids it well.
Trenton looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Yauch slips a jab from Trenton.
Yauch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Trenton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trenton misses with a hook. Yauch ducked under it nicely.
Trenton moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice jab there from Trenton.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trenton takes a swing at Yauch's ribcage but misses.
Trenton misses with an uppercut.
Yauch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Trenton changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Yauch misses with a looping left.
Trenton lunges at Yauch with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Yauch's hand.
Trenton uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yauch.
Trenton looks to land a right hand but Yauch moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Yauch.
Trenton throws a hook but Yauch avoids it easily.
Trenton misses with a hook.
Spider Trenton is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yauch avoids the body shot from Trenton.
Yauch misses the jab.
Adam Yauch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Trenton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Yauch throws a jab when Trenton was well out of range.
Trenton throws a body punch but Yauch moves out of range.
Trenton ducks under a wild hook from Yauch.
Trenton misses with a few strikes there.
Yauch is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Trenton thows a body shot but no joy.
Trenton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Yauch throws out the jab.
Yauch looks to score with a jab to the body but Trenton is just out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Spider Trenton.
Well Trenton has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spider Trenton!
Spider Trenton seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.