PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edward Elric (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Elric comes into the arena with Lil Wayne - Rolling In The Deep (Sorry 4 The Wait) blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Elric
vs
Mustacho

196 cm
23
218 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

195 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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ODIUM

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Edward Elric!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Donnito Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustacho lands a jab.
Mustacho's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Elric connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mustacho scrambles back to his feet.
Mustacho throws a head kick that misses.
Elric misses with an uppercut.
Mustacho throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mustacho jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Elric misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
Mustacho with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mustacho throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Elric stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mustacho.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Elric throws a nice looking combination but Mustacho bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mustacho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Elric throws a body kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Elric throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustacho misses with an uppercut.
Mustacho connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Elric throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Mustacho.
Mustacho cracks Elric with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mustacho drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Elric throws a big shot that misses.
Mustacho ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Elric lands a slapping body shot.
A jab from Elric misses.
Elric throws a hook but Mustacho blocks it.
Mustacho blocks a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mustacho.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Elric throws a leg kick which misses Mustacho's front leg but catches the back leg as Mustacho tries to avoid it.

Mustacho takes the fight into the clinch.
Mustacho lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mustacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mustacho has a couple of punches blocked by Elric.
Mustacho misses with a punch on the inside.
Mustacho keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Elric's efforts to push away.
Knees in the clinch landing for Elric.
A shot in the inside from Mustacho.
Elric pushes off an throws an elbow but Mustacho leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Elric misses with some punches.
Mustacho stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Mustacho scores with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Mustacho breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mustacho throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mustacho throws a shot to the body.
Elric throws out a loose jab but Mustacho uses good head movement to avoid it.
Elric misses with a hook.
Mustacho tries to clinch but Elric is having none of it.
Elric thows a body shot but no joy.

Elric pushes Mustacho up against the cage in a clinch.
Elric goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Elric digs a right hand underneath Mustacho's ribcage. Mustacho let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A left hand lands to the body for Elric.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Elric just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mustacho's brow.
Mustacho misses with a punch to the body.
Elric blocks an uppercut.
Elric goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Elric tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mustacho's elbow.

Mustacho pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Elric keeps the fight on the outside.
Mustacho tries to land a front kick but Elric steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Elric drops his hands momentarily and Mustacho takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mustacho lands with a kick to the ribs.
Elric jabs at Mustacho's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Mustacho misses.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Mustacho blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Donnito Mustacho will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Elric throws a solid leg kick but Mustacho takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Elric.
Mustacho pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Elric back to the cage. Mustacho follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Elric moves into the clinch.
Elric tries to work over Mustacho's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Elric blocks an uppercut.
Mustacho tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Elric content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Elric misses with a hook from the clinch.
Elric blocks a body shot from Mustacho.
Mustacho misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mustacho tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Elric's elbow.
Mustacho misses with the head strike.
Elric lands a body shot in the clinch.
Elric lands a body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mustacho is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Edward Elric has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Elric's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elric misses with a hook to the ribs.
Elric is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mustacho stalling in the clinch but Elric improves position.
Our sources have told us that Elric has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
A right hook to the body lands for Elric.

Mustacho breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Elric cracks the inside of Mustacho's front leg.
Elric slips under a jab from Mustacho.
Elric fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mustacho checks it well.
Elric uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Elric closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A slapping body kick lands there for Mustacho.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Elric swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Elric moves into range and clinches up with Mustacho.

Elric breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Elric throws an off balance right hand
and Mustacho makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Elric really felt that one!
Mustacho jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mustacho moves out of range as Elric strikes.
Mustacho misses with a body kick.
Elric bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Mustacho's head backwards.
Elric moves out of range as Mustacho strikes.
Elric looks to throw the jab but Mustacho is out of range.
Elric checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mustacho throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho lands a really nice looking cross but Elric seems unphased.
Elric connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mustacho's hands.
Mustacho scores with the left hand. Elric knows he should have avoided that one.

Elric gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Mustacho misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mustacho takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Donnito Mustacho has been cut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mustacho.
A short right from Mustacho.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Elric.
A left hand lands to the body for Mustacho.
Mustacho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mustacho is pushing Elric up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Mustacho lands with a left to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Elric pushes Mustacho back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Elric looking to slow down the pace here.
Elric misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Mustacho.
Elric blocks a body shot from Mustacho.
Mustacho swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mustacho struggles to land a body shot inside as Elric controls his hands.
A right handed body shot lands from Mustacho.
Mustacho is working Elric over against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Elric wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mustacho on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Elric blocking some punches.
Mustacho scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnito Mustacho showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Donnito Mustacho's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Mustacho connects with an inside leg kick.

Elric closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Elric has Mustacho pressed against the cage.
Mustacho lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mustacho is pushing Elric up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Elric misses with a punch to the body.
Mustacho lands with a right to the head.
Mustacho struggles to land a body shot inside as Elric controls his hands.
Mustacho is leaning against Elric and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mustacho gets through Elric's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mustacho is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Elric tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mustacho avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elric prevents a body shot from Mustacho.
A shot in the inside from Elric.
Elric misses with a punch on the inside.
Mustacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Elric tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mustacho's elbow.
Elric is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mustacho is keeping busy.
A short right from Mustacho on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Mustacho.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mustacho.
Mustacho lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Elric or not.
Elric prevents a body shot from Mustacho.
Elric's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mustacho cracks Elric with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mustacho.
Mustacho pushes Elric back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho misses with the head strike.
Mustacho doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Elric trying to control the position but instead, Mustacho has worked for underhooks and has pushed Elric into the cage.
Mustacho lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Elric can't find room to land a body shot as Mustacho controls the action.
Mustacho tries to throw a body punch but Elric avoids it by throwing Mustacho back against the cage.
Mustacho lands a right hand.
Elric blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mustacho blocks an uppercut.
Elric lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mustacho misses with some punches.
Mustacho misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mustacho wants to get back to striking at distance but Elric won't allow it.
Mustacho blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho misses with a body punch.
Mustacho lands a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Elric's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mustacho doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Elric just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mustacho's brow.
Elric blocks a body shot from Mustacho.
Mustacho has Elric pressed against the cage, preventing Elric from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mustacho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mustacho doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Elric tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mustacho lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Elric backwards.
Mustacho tries to work over Elric's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Mustacho works on Elric's body with a couple of short punches.
Mustacho digs a right hand into Elric's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Elric's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice left hand lands by Mustacho.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mustacho.
Mustacho pushes Elric back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mustacho goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Elric working aggressively here.
Edward Elric has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mustacho lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Elric backwards.
Mustacho is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Elric is keeping busy.
Mustacho struggles to land a body shot inside as Elric controls his hands.
Mustacho lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Elric misses with a body punch.
Mustacho swings wildly with an uppercut but Elric uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mustacho is looking to control Elric's arms but Elric gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mustacho has his back to the cage.
Elric looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Elric tries to throw a body punch but Mustacho avoids it by throwing Elric back against the cage.
Mustacho taking a breather.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donnito Mustacho comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mustacho has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donnito Mustacho!
After winning the bout, Donnito Mustacho thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.