PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Demolition Man Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Stone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Demolition Man Randy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Demolition Man Randy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Man Randy
vs
Stone

165 cm
25
190 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

180 cm
36
199 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

North

North
Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Demolition Man Randy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jon Stone!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stone moves into the clinch successfully.
Stone has a couple of punches blocked by Randy.
Stone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Randy is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Stone is keeping busy.
Stone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice body punch from Stone.
Stone misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stone looking to throw knees to the head but Randy is blocking nicely.
Stone lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stone lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Stone scores with a nice short uppercut.
Randy is trying to pull guard but Stone turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Stone softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Randy is trying to pull guard but Stone has him pressed against the cage.
Randy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Stone walks away with a smile on his face. Randy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Demolition Man Randy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stone is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stone has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Randy shoots in looking for a takedown. Stone tries to sprawl out of it but Randy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Stone manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Stone falls off balance throwing a combination
and Randy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jon Stone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stone moves to clinch but Randy breaks away

and Randy counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stone!

Randy is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Stone is trying to escape and Randy transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Stone is forced to tap! Nice work there by Randy! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Demolition Man Randy!