PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leo Spartan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes to the cage accompanied by When You Least Expect It. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Spartan

174 cm
25
182 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

185 cm
31
180 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q
Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leo Spartan!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spartan walks into a left hand.
Spartan throws an off balance right hand
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a stiff right hand.
A leg kick checked by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a jab but it's blocked by Spartan.
A combination from Bootyshanks The 3rd does no damage.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Nice defenses there by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Spartan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Spartan throws a looping overhand right but Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks down to avoid it.
Spartan has a takedown stuffed.
Spartan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a looping left.
Spartan tries to clinch up but Bootyshanks The 3rd circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spartan finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bootyshanks The 3rd there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Bootyshanks The 3rd does it's job there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a hook. Spartan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spartan.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a jab but it's blocked by Spartan.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a head shot.

It looks like Leo Spartan has been cut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a hook to the body. Spartan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an overhand right that lands on Spartan's shoulder, as Spartan tries to avoid the shot.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd gets through Spartan's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to land a knee to the head but Spartan blocks with his arms.
Spartan misses with a knee to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spartan is trying to maintain a safe position but Bootyshanks The 3rd gets an underhook and turns Spartan into the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Spartan swings wildly with an uppercut but Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking for a takedown.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spartan backwards.
Spartan pushes off an throws an elbow but Bootyshanks The 3rd leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Spartan connects with a knee to the head.
Spartan throws a head punch that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling the action here for a moment.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body punch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Spartan is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bootyshanks The 3rd is keeping busy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Spartan tries to break the clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd is controlling the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd slowing the pace effectively.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spartan backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd fails to land.
Spartan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a short shot to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to pull guard but Spartan turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spartan obliges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spartan stops a takedown attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spartan looking to slow down the pace here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Spartan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bootyshanks The 3rd struggles to land a body shot inside as Spartan controls his hands.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a left hand.
Spartan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Spartan is rocked!
Bootyshanks The 3rd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Spartan is still on wobbly legs! Can Bootyshanks The 3rd finish him?
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Spartan avoiding damage as Bootyshanks The 3rd throws knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice left hand lands by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a big knee! That's hurt Spartan! Oh, he's all over the place! Bootyshanks The 3rd lands another knee that sends Spartan to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd gave a mention to Damnfield clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).