PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Lynch
vs
Jeremy

197 cm
32
210 lbs
16 - 14 - 0

175 cm
34
145 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

Alpha Male

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Danny Lynch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynch throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Lynch moves away and avoids it.
Lynch just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lynch.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Lynch is having none of it.
Jeremy lands a slapping body shot.
Lynch just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lynch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Jeremy pushes Lynch up against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Lynch can't break the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Lynch wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lynch has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy has a couple of punches blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Lynch blocking some punches.
Lynch gets underhooks to prevent Jeremy's takedown attempt.
Jeremy tries to work over Lynch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lynch blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lynch has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Lynch blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Lynch blocks it.
Lynch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy lands with a light punch inside.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Lynch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right from Jeremy.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lynch's elbow.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Lynch blocks it.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lynch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lynch blocking some punches.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lynchs head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lynch's elbow.
Lynch blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Lynch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lynch is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Jeremy digs a right hand underneath Lynch's ribcage. Lynch let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lynch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lynch blocking some punches.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lynch fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Danny Lynch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy.
Lynch wants to land a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lynch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
No joy there for Lynch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Some bone on bone action there as Jeremy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Lynch saw that one coming.
Lynch misses with a body kick.
Jeremy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lynch avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lynch takes a step back to recover.
Lynch jabs Jeremy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Lynch is just out of range.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
A nice combination there by Lynch.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Lynch misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jeremy shoots in but no luck this time.

Jeremy clinches up against the cage.
Lynch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Lynch controls the action.
Jeremy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jeremy.
Lynch is trying to break the clinch but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Lynch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lynch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Lynch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy keeps control of Lynch as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Lynch prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Lynch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy gets through Lynch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jeremy.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lynch gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Lynch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lynch's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lynch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jeremy tries to work over Lynch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lynch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lynch blocks an uppercut.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lynch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jeremy.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.
Jeremy lands an uppercut.
Jeremy is leaning against Lynch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by Lynch.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Lynch is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lynch's elbow.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Lynch controls the action.
Lynch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jeremy scores with a shoulder strike.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Jeremy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lynch pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Danny Lynch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ron Jeremy.
Jeremy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Lynch avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.
Jeremy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lynch backwards.
Lynch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Lynch controls his hands.
Lynch blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lynch blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Lynch is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
Jeremy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lynch gets the underhooks and prevents it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy struggles to land a body shot inside as Lynch controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ron Jeremy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.
Lynch takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lynch blocks the body kick.
Lynch misses with the combination.
Lynch avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lynch lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lynch connects with a single shot there.
Good standup being displayed there by Jeremy as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lynch throws a low kick but Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Lynch fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jeremy on the side of the head.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Lynch ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Lynch ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jeremy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lynch throws out a powerful jab.
Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Lynch off the cage and back into range.
Lynch tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Jeremy is rocked!
Lynch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Lynch.
Lynch circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jeremy is still on wobbly legs! Can Lynch finish him?
Lynch drops Jeremy with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Jeremy! Lynch dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Lynch!
Our winner, Danny Lynch, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.