PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Satoshi Tanahashi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by DPRKorean National Anthem. Kim Jong Un is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Tanahashi
vs
Jong Un

186 cm
20
229 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
28
232 lbs
6 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Satoshi Tanahashi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Daniel Blasius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jong Un blocks a head kick by Tanahashi.
Jong Un is looking to clinch.
Tanahashi goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut.
Jong Un fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tanahashi throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jong Un needs to keep his hands up - Tanahashi had a free shot at his head there.
Tanahashi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jong Un with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Tanahashi counter with a right hand.
Tanahashi stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tanahashi wants it to stay on the feet.
Satoshi Tanahashi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kim Jong Un.
Tanahashi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jong Un looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jong Un on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Tanahashi lands a big head kick that sends Jong Un tumbling to the mat! Tanahashi takes a step backwards and waves Jong Un back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jong Un is defended easily by Tanahashi.

Tanahashi lands a big right hand that sends Jong Un crashing to the mat! Tanahashi stays standing though and waves Jong Un back to his feet!

Jong Un is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jong Un shoots in for a takedown but Tanahashi shows good takedown defense.
Jong Un misses with a takedown attempt - Tanahashi sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jong Un misses with a takedown attempt - Tanahashi sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Satoshi Tanahashi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tanahashi darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Tanahashi thumps Jong Un with a low kick.
Jong Un has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Tanahashi.
Jong Un looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Tanahashi has knocked Jong Un down with a huge combo! Tanahashi steps away and waves a wobbly Jong Un back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Jong Un is still on wobbly legs! Can Tanahashi finish him?
Tanahashi is stalking Jong Un. Jong Un circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Tanahashi, and it's lights out! Jong Un really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Satoshi Tanahashi!
An out of breath Satoshi Tanahashi thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Kim Jong Un was interviewed post fight and said 'We will strike America with great impunity, warning them by fax. Our weapons are the greatest in the world and our penises are huge. '.