PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Serizawa Horny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Last Life (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Horny
vs
Life

190 cm
25
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
167 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Serizawa Horny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Last Life!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Life lunges at Horny with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Horny's hand.
Horny really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Life displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Horny.
Horny has a takedown stuffed.
Life throws a leg kick which misses Horny's front leg but catches the back leg as Horny tries to avoid it.
Last Life seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck for Horny with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Serizawa Horny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horny fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Life as Horny shoots in.
Life scores with a head kick.
Horny finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Life.
Life lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Horny shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Life but Life pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Life pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Life swats away the attempt to clinch by Horny.
Nice sprawl there from Life as Horny shoots in.
Life misses with a head kick.
Life throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Horny.
A head kick misses from Life.
Life avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Horny is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Life.
Life misses with a double jab.
Horny fails with the takedown.
Horny is breathing heavily.
Horny blocks a head kick by Life.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Life throws a right and a left that both miss.
Life keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Horny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Life paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Life lands a jab.
Horny fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Life avoids it really well and circles away.
Last Life is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Life misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horny shoots in but Life avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Life cracks Horny with an open hand slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Life throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Life with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Life will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Life lands a high kick!
Life lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Horny circles away quickly and effectively.
Life pushes Horny away with a front kick.
Horny shoots in for a takedown but Life shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Life thuds his shin into the meat of Horny's side.
Life looks to land a combination but Horny avoids it well.
Life misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Life feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Horny's calf.
Sloppy strikes from Life. Those never looked like landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Horny shoots in for a takedown but Life shows good takedown defense.
Danga de danga de dang - Life scores with a four punch combination!
Life scores with a kick to the midsection.
Life fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Horny on the side of the head.
Life throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Horny.
Life misses with a head kick.
Nice sprawl there from Life as Horny shoots in.
A combination from Life does no damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A combination from Life does no damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Life scores with a hook.
Life looks to land a combination but Horny avoids it well.
Jab from Life.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Last Life dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Life lands a two punch combo.
Horny fails with a takedown attempt.
Horny throws a sloppy head kick and Life moves out of range easily.
Life misses with a body kick.
Life takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Life throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Life scores with a nice body kick.
Life misses with a wild body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Horny thows a body kick. Life tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Horny tries to close the distance and clinch but Life swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Life sizes up Horny with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horny misses with a low kick as Life jumps back.
Horny blocks a head kick by Life.
Life fails to land with a series of punches.
Horny looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A jab from Horny misses.
Horny tries to move into range but Life moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Horny has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Life finds it's way round the side to connect with Horny's head.
A punch combination from Life misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Horny.
A slapping body kick lands there for Life.
Life throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Horny shoots in and drives through. Life sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Serizawa Horny. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Life throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Life scores with a nice strike.
Life swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Good standup being displayed there by Life as he connects with a hook.
Life lands a jab-cross combination.
Last Life seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Life fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Life delivers a nice body kick.
Life tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Life's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Life duly obliges.
Life throws a front kick that sends Horny stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Horny shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Life sprawls well. Life wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Horny gets slowly back to his feet.
Life throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Horny's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Life smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Life swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Life stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Life wants it to stay on the feet.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Horny. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Life misses with a two punch combination.
Life throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Life jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nice body kick there by Life.
Horny avoids the head kick by Life.
Horny on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Life. Life obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Life scores with a head kick.
Life throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Life slaps away a takedown attempt from Horny, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Life dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Horny looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Life lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Life lands a leg kick that knocks Horny off balance momentarily.
A combination from Life does no damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Life.
Life turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Life scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Last Life showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Horny dodges the punch combination from Life.
Horrible takedown by Horny or perhaps it was just good defense by Life which made him look bad.
Life keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Horny drives through with a takedown into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Horny trying to control but Life is working from the bottom.
Life looking for a sweep. Not yet Life, not yet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Life can do anything to dispel that myth.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Life is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Life keeping moving, preventing Horny from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horny tries to stand but Life is controlling from the bottom.
Life is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Serizawa Horny just wasn't active enough.
Life connects with a leg kick. Horny looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Life shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Horny eats them both and turns towards Life to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Horny will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Life lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Horny is defended easily by Life.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Serizawa Horny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Life pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Horny takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Life.
Life throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Life lands a nice looking kick to the body. Horny takes a step back to recover.
Life's jab looks to have found its range, popping Horny under the eye.
Horny tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Life defends well and Horny ends up having to push Life into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Life can't break the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Life.
Horny jumps guard but Life turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Life is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Life - that landed with a thud.
Horny prevents a body shot from Life.
Life looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Horny looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Life looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Life looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Life cracks Horny with a nice body shot.

Life manages to break the clinch.
A lazy left from Life finds it's target.
Life ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Horny on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Life misses with a series of wild punches.
Horny looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Life.
Life lands a two punch combo.
Some wild striking there from Life.
Life throws a combination. Horny tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Horny on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Horny dodges the punch combination from Life.
Serizawa Horny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Last Life is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Life misses with a few strikes there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Last Life comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Life winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Last Life!