PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pope Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ernie Bezoink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bezoink comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fuel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Ernie Bezoink enters the cage!

Fish
vs
Bezoink

191 cm
19
204 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
19
215 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pope Fish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ernie Bezoink!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bezoink works the jab nicely.
Bezoink moves in looking to clinch but Fish pushes him off.
Bezoink looks to throw the jab but Fish is out of range.
Bezoink throws a jab but it's blocked by Fish.
Fish misses with a low kick.
Bezoink lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fish circles away quickly and effectively.
Fish fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bezoink catches Fish with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bezoink scores with a shot to the body.
Fish definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fish connects with a solid leg kick.
Bezoink on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bezoink throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fish.
Fish looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bezoink doesn't manage to clinch there - Fish circles away.
Bezoink scores with the left hand. Fish knows he should have avoided that one.
Fish connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bezoink scores with a jab to the head.
Fish connects with an inside leg kick.
Fish looks to land a right hand but Bezoink moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bezoink.
Bezoink steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Fish. That one must have hurt.
Bezoink looks winded!
Bezoink fails to land with a series of punches.
Fish pushes Bezoink away with a front kick.
Bezoink misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fish.
Bezoink chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fish can pounce on him.
Fish connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bezoink. Bezoink circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bezoink has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fish moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fish digs a good hook to Bezoink's body.
Fish turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fish thuds his shin into the meat of Bezoink's side.
Fish scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bezoink doesn't seem bothered though.
Fish looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fish thows a body kick. Bezoink tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fish fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A good leg kick by Fish.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fish tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fish. That's going to slow Bezoink down.
Bezoink needs to keep his hands up - Fish had a free shot at his head there.
Pope Fish is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fish throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Fish lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bezoink at a distance.
Fish throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bezoink blocks a head kick by Fish.
Fish connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice uppercut there from Fish.
Fish lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Fish lands a left and a right that send Bezoink crashing to the mat, dazed. Fish thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Ernie Bezoink has been cut.
Fish scores with a jab.

Bezoink is rocked!
Fish misses with a head kick.
Bezoink is still on wobbly legs! Can Fish finish him?
Bezoink's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fish cracks Bezoink with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Look low, kick high! Fish uses the oldest trick in the book to send Bezoink tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Fish is absolutely delighted - when Bezoink wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pope Fish!
Pope Fish took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry for their support in the buildup to the fight.