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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elroy Kleinschmidt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kleinschmidt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pezet - Slang 2. Parka is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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273 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
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310 lbs
30 - 20 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Elroy Kleinschmidt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Parka showed some decent athleticism there.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Kleinschmidt avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Parka.
Kleinschmidt wants to improve his position but Parka is controlling well.
Well, if Parka is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kleinschmidt is looking for a sweep. Parka is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Parka thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kleinschmidt's head.
Parka prevents Kleinschmidt from improving his position.
Kleinschmidt looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kleinschmidt tries to roll over but Parka keeps him under control.
Kleinschmidt is working hard here to advance position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kleinschmidt wants to get back to full guard but Parka has passed into side control.
Parka working the body and head with strikes.
Parka is working Kleinschmidt over with some ground and pound from side control.
Parka is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kleinschmidt has escaped the position, nice work there.
Parka working the ground and pound from side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kleinschmidt regains half guard.
Parka wants to take a breather but Kleinschmidt is having none of it.
Kleinschmidt has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Parka is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kleinschmidt actively working from the bottom here.
Parka moves into full mount! Kleinschmidt won't be happy about that!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parka postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Kleinschmidt badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Parka around the waist but Parka pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Parka is the winner by TKO! Parka jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Piru Parka!
A very excited looking Piru Parka rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Elroy Kleinschmidt spoke after the fight, saying 'I want rematch!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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