PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Casey Ryback (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into the arena with All Within My Hands blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartman
vs
Ryback

199 cm
30
283 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

195 cm
30
280 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Casey Ryback!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ryback throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ryback lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Cartman moves into the clinch.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman blocks a body shot from Ryback.
Cartman taking a breather.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman throws a lazy body kick

and Ryback counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ryback advances position into side control!
Cartman tries to improve position but can't.
Cartman taking a bit of punishment here - Ryback scoring with strikes.
The ground and pound from Ryback seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Cartman is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Cartman tries to bench press Ryback off him but Ryback keeps the position.
Ryback looks up at the clock and then as Cartman takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Ryback smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Ryback tries to move to mount but Cartman blocks the move with his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ryback working the body and head with strikes.
Cartman sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Ryback is looking to take a break and control but Cartman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ryback has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Cartman is trying to get back to full guard.
Cartman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cartman pushes Ryback off looking to stand but Ryback dives back in and keeps control.
Cartman is looking to improve his position.
Cartman tries to kick Ryback off but Ryback keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Ryback winds up and cracks Cartman with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ryback is looking to advance position but Cartman won't allow it.
Cartman is trying to stand back up but Ryback is controlling him

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman gets back to full guard.
Ryback preventing the sweep.
Cartman wants to stand up but Ryback is controlling him.

Cartman scrambles and gets back to his feet.
We've been hearing reports that Cartman has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Ryback circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman walks into a left hand.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Ryback circles away.
Cartman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Ryback lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cartman takes a step back to recover.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ryback does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Cartman lands a leg kick that knocks Ryback off balance momentarily.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ryback escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman wants to clinch.

Cartman moves into the clinch.
Cartman avoiding damage as Ryback throws knees to the body.
Ryback tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cartman just stands there and leans against the cage.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ryback tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartman avoids the damage to the body.
Ryback presses Cartman against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ryback blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Ryback is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cartman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cartman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short body shot lands from Cartman as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice elbow from Cartman.
Cartman is leaning against Ryback and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cartman lands a right hand.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ryback backwards.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ryback's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman effectively controlling the action here.

Ryback has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Cartman uses from the top position.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Ryback working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cartman working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Casey Ryback will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ryback takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Cartman clinches.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ryback backwards.
Cartman managing to block the knees to the body from Ryback.
Ryback is looking to take this one to the mat.
Ryback throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cartman lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ryback wants a takedown but no success here.
Cartman lands an elbow inside that Ryback shrugs off.
Ryback has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Cartman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Casey Ryback.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Cartman closes the distance and pushes Ryback back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman is leaning against Ryback and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cartman prevents a body shot from Ryback.
Ryback is breathing heavily.
Ryback is trying to pull guard but Cartman turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cartman has Ryback pushed against the cage.
Ryback is looking to control Cartman's arms but Cartman gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ryback has his back to the cage.
Cartman utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ryback swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
A right-left combo lands from Ryback.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Ryback tries to keep at a distance but Cartman has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryback doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Cartman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rybacks head.
Good body shot from Cartman.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ryback's defenses.
Cartman is stalling here.
Cartman tries a knee to the head but Ryback blocks it.
Cartman slows down the pace here.
Ryback fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman scores with a knee to the head.
Cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryback's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ryback drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cartman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Cartman - that landed with a thud.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Casey Ryback has been cut.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman pushes Ryback back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a knee to the head.

Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman tries to clinch up.

Cartman takes the fight into the clinch.
Cartman scores with a knee to the head.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ryback backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ryback tries to score a body lock takedown but Cartman shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman.
A bit of stalling here from Cartman.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Ryback up against the cage.
Cartman lands an elbow inside that Ryback shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ryback backwards.
Cartman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Casey Ryback's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Ryback misses with a double jab.
Cartman takes one on the button.
Ryback circles away from the clinch attempt

and Ryback counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Cartman wants to sweep here but Ryback controlling him for the moment.
Cartman lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Ryback!
Ryback working to try and regain half guard.
Cartman working Ryback over with strikes here.
Ryback takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman landing strikes from the mount and Ryback is in trouble!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman with a couple of short strikes.
Cartman drops a big elbow. That's hurt Ryback! More shots from Cartman and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman thanked the fans post fight for their support.