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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harlan Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe's entrance music is Sons of Perdition - Blood In The Valley. A fine choice. The One Armed Man has chosen Stand Up To be C**ted as his entrance music. Joe The One Armed Man has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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285 lbs
15 - 3 - 0 |
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240 lbs
22 - 10 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Harlan Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A good leg kick by The One Armed Man.
Crowe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crowe fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. The One Armed Man sprawls well initially but Crowe persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Crowe seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but The One Armed Man does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The One Armed Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Crowe is trying to control. The One Armed Man wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The One Armed Man looking for submissions off his back.
Crowe thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The One Armed Man's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man trying to control but Crowe postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man makes his way to full guard. A much better position for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man looking to control.
The One Armed Man keeping moving, preventing Crowe from controlling successfully.
The One Armed Man controls Crowe momentarily but Crowe frees himself.
Crowe throws a strike but The One Armed Man rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Crowe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Crowe pulls The One Armed Man in close to prevent any damage.
The One Armed Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Crowe is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crowe preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The One Armed Man trying to control but Crowe is working from the bottom.
Crowe tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The One Armed Man throwing strikes from guard but Crowe blocks nicely.
The One Armed Man wants to control from the top but Crowe keeps moving.
Crowe being controlled here, momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Joe The One Armed Man hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Crowe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The One Armed Man.
Crowe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A nice leg kick lands there from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.
The One Armed Man slaps away a takedown attempt from Crowe, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Crowe throws a low kick, looking for The One Armed Man's leg but The One Armed Man calmly moves out of range.
Crowe connects with a leg kick. The One Armed Man looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Crowe thows a body shot but no joy.
The One Armed Man stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crowe.
Crowe lands a leg kick that knocks The One Armed Man off balance momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man keeps Crowe at a distance using the push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a hook to the side of Crowe's head but Crowe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Good exchange - The One Armed Man coming out on top.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that misses.
The One Armed Man misses with a low kick.
Crowe staying out of range there.
Crowe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The One Armed Man. That did some damage!
The One Armed Man throws a body punch but Crowe moves out of range.
The One Armed Man dodges the punch combination from Crowe.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The One Armed Man throws a solid leg kick but Crowe takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The One Armed Man.
Crowe tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crowe checks a leg kick nicely.
Crowe looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Crowe goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harlan Crowe dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Crowe throws a half hearted mid kick.
Crowe avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot that sends Crowe's belly button to the back.
Crowe connects with a single shot there.
Harlan Crowe is winning the standup battle so far.
The One Armed Man tries a head kick but it misses.
The One Armed Man defending well as Crowe loads up on a big left hand.
Crowe shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The One Armed Man sprawls well. The One Armed Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Crowe gets slowly back to his feet.
The One Armed Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The One Armed Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Crowe avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Crowe's front leg but catches the back leg as Crowe tries to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Crowe.
A leg kick checked by Crowe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crowe throws a body punch but The One Armed Man moves out of range.
Crowe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The One Armed Man.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The One Armed Man. Crowe shrugs it off though.
The One Armed Man uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That kick from The One Armed Man tenderised Crowe's leg. Crowe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Crowe checks a leg kick nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crowe dives in and grabs The One Armed Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. The One Armed Man pushes down on Crowe's head and hops out.
Crowe misses with a body shot.
Crowe misses the jab.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Crowe.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The One Armed Man checks a low kick from Crowe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - The One Armed Man coming out on top.
It looks like Harlan Crowe has been cut.
The One Armed Man cracks a nice hook into Crowe's ribs.
A telegraphed right hand from Crowe misses the target.
Crowe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A head kick from The One Armed Man lands but Crowe takes it in his stride.
The One Armed Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Jab from Crowe.
The One Armed Man throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The One Armed Man connects with a looping right hand.
Crowe shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harlan Crowe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crowe connects with a body shot that sends The One Armed Man's belly button to the back.
The One Armed Man thumps Crowe with a low kick.
Crowe shoots and misses
letting The One Armed Man counter with a right hand.
The One Armed Man uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Crowe has time to react.
Crowe is rocked!
The One Armed Man has taken the fight to the clinch.
Oh Crowe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man cracks Crowe with a nice body shot.
The One Armed Man creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Crowe with a big uppercut! Crowe tries to clinch up but The One Armed Man pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Crowe to the mat! Crowe covers up and The One Armed Man unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Joe The One Armed Man!
Our winner, Joe The One Armed Man, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Harlan Crowe stepped up to the mic, saying 'I don't fucking believe this shit...'.
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