PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes to the cage accompanied by I'm gonna live forever. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Bla
vs
Lulu

180 cm
28
264 lbs
20 - 17 - 0

215 cm
32
275 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Cynical Truth

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lulu has managed to clinch.
Lulu comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bla tries for a takedown. No joy.
Bla is looking for a takedown.
Lulu gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Bla is working for takedown but Lulu is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bla jumps guard but Lulu turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bla has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lulu avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lulu is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bla has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bla has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lulu avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lulu is pressed up against the cage. Bla has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lulu down to the mat. Lulu avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Lulu wants to clinch.
Bla fails with a takedown attempt.

Lulu closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Lulu gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.
Bla tries for a takedown. No joy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Lulu lands a good knee to the midsection. Bla won't want to take too many of those.
Bla is breathing heavily.
Bla letting Lulu take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ho Lulu.
Bla shoots in looking for a takedown. Lulu tries to sprawl out of it but Bla keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lulu manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lulu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bla fails with the takedown

and Lulu counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Lulu lands with a short shot to the head.

Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
Lulu lands an elbow inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bla is trying to pull guard but Lulu has him pressed against the cage.
Lulu lands an elbow inside that Bla shrugs off.
Bla is looking for a takedown.
Lulu lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lulu lands an elbow inside that Bla shrugs off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bla is working for takedown but Lulu is calmly controlling the position for now.
Lulu unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bla lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bla takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lulu lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Bla Bla's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bla tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lulu slows down the pace here.
A short right from Lulu.
Bla tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Lulu just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bla drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lulu pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ho Lulu is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bla takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bla closes the distance and clinches up with Lulu, looking for a takedown. Bla pushes Lulu against the cage but Lulu circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lulu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bla tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Lulu defends well and Bla ends up having to push Lulu into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Lulu lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulu creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bla's defenses.

Jeez, Bla Bla's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lulu.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bla Bla's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ho Lulu!
Ho Lulu decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.