PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Cyothen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong comes to the cage accompanied by Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys. Cyothen has chosen 7lions - one man symphony as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Kong
vs
Cyothen

225 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
27
234 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Max Cyothen!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Leandro Rodrigues and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Cyothen.
Kong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kong ducks under a wild hook from Cyothen.
Kong tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cyothen is able to avoid easily.
Cyothen throws an overhand right that lands on Kong's shoulder, as Kong tries to avoid the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Cyothen misses the target.
Cyothen lands a two punch combo.
Kong fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cyothen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cyothen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kong.
Kong lands with a nice body kick.
Cyothen looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kong bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cyothen's head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kong, right into the meat.
Kong lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Cyothen crumples to the floor! Kong milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Donkey Kong!
A very excited looking Donkey Kong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.