PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yorick Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Brown

194 cm
33
241 lbs
29 - 10 - 0

183 cm
26
245 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Yorick Brown!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy throws out a leg kick but Brown moves out of range and Dos Equis Guy only half commits.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands a front kick.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to chop away at Brown's legs.
Dos Equis Guy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Brown.
Brown looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A lazy left from Dos Equis Guy finds it's target.

It looks like Yorick Brown has been cut.
Brown takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A slow jab from Dos Equis Guy misses its intended target.
Brown takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Brown with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Brown blocks a jab.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Brown takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Brown with an open hand slap.
Dos Equis Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dos Equis Guy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Brown to the canvas! Brown doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Dos Equis Guy keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Convicted Trap House for their support in the buildup to the fight.