PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blokada Leningrada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leningrada comes to the cage accompanied by Farewell of Slavyanka. Bang is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Blokada Leningrada could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Stand Bang's chin.

Leningrada
vs
Bang

175 cm
41
156 lbs
35 - 19 - 0

225 cm
38
300 lbs
16 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Blokada Leningrada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bang has managed to clinch.
Bang wants to break free but Leningrada has control.
Bang is trying to force a seperation but Leningrada has the dominant position.
Bang wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Leningrada lands a shot to the body.
Bang has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Leningrada pushes Bang back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bang blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bang working hard to break the clinch.
Leningrada swings wildly with an uppercut but Bang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leningrada scores with a shoulder strike.
Bang looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Leningrada cracks Bang with a nice body shot.
Bang wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bang wants to get back to striking at distance but Leningrada won't allow it.
Nice body punch from Leningrada.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bang is trying to break free.
Leningrada has Bang pressed against the cage, preventing Bang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bang tries to circle away but Leningrada has him pinned against the cage.
Bang blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leningrada keeps control of Bang as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Bang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bang takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bang on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Leningrada. Leningrada obviously looking to wear him down.
Leningrada shoots in but Bang avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Leningrada looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Bang clinches.
Bang is trying to break the clinch but Leningrada is controlling him.
Leningrada prevents Bang from breaking the clinch.
Bang has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A right hook to the body lands for Leningrada.
Leningrada prevents Bang from breaking the clinch.
Bang prevents a body shot from Leningrada.
Bang tries to break free but Leningrada pushes him back against the cage.
Leningrada working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Leningrada keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bang's efforts to push away.
Leningrada prevents Bang from breaking the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leningrada lands with a left to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leningrada tries a body shot but Bang blocks it.
Leningrada is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bang is defending well for now.
Bang wants to break the clinch but can't.
Leningrada misses with a punch to the body.
Bang wants to get back to striking at distance but Leningrada won't allow it.
Leningrada lands a hook to the side of the head.

Bang escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bang misses with a hook.
Bang rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Leningrada moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Leningrada misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Leningrada feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bangs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bang misses with a double jab
and Leningrada counters with a slapping leg kick.
Leningrada misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stand Bang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bang throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Leningrada misses with a head kick.
Bang wants to clinch.
Bang misses with a wild combination.
Bang looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Leningrada gets a takedown into half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bang pushes Leningrada off looking to stand but Leningrada dives back in and keeps control.
Leningrada tries to pass to full mount but Bang defends it.
Leningrada is working hard here to advance position.

Leningrada is working for a submission of some sort.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leningrada trying to control from half guard but Bang is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bang pushes Leningrada off looking to stand but Leningrada dives back in and keeps control.
Bang is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

Bang has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Leningrada is on him like a limpet, forcing Bang back against the cage.
Leningrada lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bang backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bang wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bang tries to circle away but Leningrada has him pinned against the cage.
Leningrada has a couple of punches blocked by Bang.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Bang's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blokada Leningrada dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Bang throws a hook to the side of Leningrada's head but Leningrada sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Leningrada looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Leningrada.

Oooooh!!! Bang has knocked Leningrada down with a huge combo! Bang steps away and waves a wobbly Leningrada back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Leningrada is rocked!

It looks like Blokada Leningrada has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bang wobbles Leningrada with a right hand and the left hook that follows puts him on his rear! Bang dives in with a huge flying punch that connects right on the button and puts Leningrada to sleep! - What a violent and spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Stand Bang!
A very excited looking Stand Bang made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.